“Hiya, class! I am your cool new teacher, not some scary guy with an...” – Professor Poopypants, Captain Underpants: The First Epic Movie ... Movie Quotes Database

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A scene from Captain Underpants: The First Epic Movie 2017

Professor Poopypants

Hiya, class! I am your cool new teacher, not some scary guy with an evil agenda.

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