Captain Underpants: The First Epic Movie (2017) quotes, page 4

60 total quotes

Edith – Kristen Schaal
George Beard – Kevin Hart
Harold Hutchins – Thomas Middleditch

Melvin Sneedly – Jordan Peele
Mr. Krupp / Captain Underpants – Ed Helms
Professor Poopypants – Nick Kroll

View Quote I will now demonstrate, a prototype which I call, the Robotic Sock Matcher. [pushes button to match a pair of socks] Never waste time matching your own socks.

View Quote It cannot be! Their Hahaguffawchuckleamaluses, THEY ARE ENORMOUS!!!

View Quote Mean old Mr. Krupp.

View Quote Mr. Krupp! I mean, Captain Underpants! You cannot actually fly!

View Quote My personal favorite, the Binder Binder. Having trouble organizing your binders? Well, look no further than this giant binder for binders. [slams binder shut]

View Quote Oh No. He’s Krupp again. [Krupp: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-]

View Quote Put the pen down, Mr. Krupp, or we will hypnotize you!

View Quote Sir... Are you saying your full name... is Pee-Pee Diarrheastein Poopypants Esquire?

View Quote Sorry, I am still mad about the comic.

View Quote There is nothing funny about PROFESSOR PEE-PEE DIARHEASTEIN POOPYPANTS ESQUIRE!

View Quote When I snap my fingers, you will obey our every command!

View Quote Why are there robots at the mall? [Harold: Because this is the future! The future always has robots!] Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! Why are the robots shooting other robots?! Are not they supposing to be friends?!

View Quote Wow, he is super dumb.

View Quote Yeah, scram, okay? We are closed for Ebola!

View Quote Yeah, when it is cuddled together like that you really get the sense of the scope.