We're gonna see some tank battles. Fighting in desert is very different from fighting in canopy jungle. I mean, that was a foot-soldier's war whereas this thing here should, uh, you know, should be a piece of cake. I mean, I had an M16 Jacko, not an Abrams **** tank. Me and Charlie, eyeball to eyeball. That's **** combat. The man in the black pajamas, Dude. Worthy ****in' adversary.
Jeffrey 'The Dude' Lebowski
Jeff Bridges · 59 quotes
Walter Sobchak
John Goodman · 49 quotes
The Stranger
Sam Elliott · 7 quotes
The elder Lebowski
6 quotes
Brandt
Philip Seymour Hoffman · 5 quotes
Donny
Steve Buscemi · 4 quotes
Jesus Quintana
John Turturro · 4 quotes
Most scenes together: Jeffrey 'The Dude' Lebowski & Walter Sobchak (5), Jeffrey 'The Dude' Lebowski & Brandt (2)
The Big Lebowski quotes
Page 9 of 9Well, the problem is... W-what do you mean "what's the"... umph... Th-there was no... We d- we didn't eh... uhumph... They're gonna kill that poor woman! Man!
What the **** are you talking about? The C[****]man is not the issue here, Dude. I'm talking about drawing a line in the sand, Dude. Across this line, you DO NOT... Also, Dude, C[****]man is not the preferred nomenclature. Asian-American, please.
Who am I? I'm a **** veteran that's who I am!
Whoo, allright! Way to go Donny!
Yeah... I got a rash, man...
You brought the **** Pomeranian bowling?
You mean...coitus?
You thought that Bunny had been kidnapped and you were **** glad, man. You could use it as an excuse to make some money disappear. All you needed was a sap to pin it on! You'd just met me! You....you.... human paraquat! You figured "oh, here's a loser", you know? A deadbeat, someone the square community won't give a shit about.
You want a toe? I can get you a toe, believe me. With nail polish.
You're killing your father, Larry! [Larry still doesn't answer] Alright, this is pointless. [puts Larry's homework inside a briefcase] Okay. It's time for Plan B. You might want to watch out that front window, Larry. Son...this is what happens WHEN YOU **** A STRANGER IN THE ASS!!! [storms outside] We have a language problem here! The little prick is stonewalling me!
[admiring a picture of Jeffrey Lebowski]
This is Lebowski..on the left there? So he's a crip-uh..handicap..guy?
[in response to a thug holding a bowling ball and asking what it is]
Obviously you're not a golfer
[to the nihilists]
**** you! **** the three of you! No! Without a hostage there is not ransom! That's what ransom is! Those are the **** rules!
[to the nihilists]
Hey, look, pal! There never was any money! The Big Lebowski gave me the empty briefcase, so take it up with him, man!