Jeff Bridges movie quotes

View Quote [On the phone to Walter] Of course the car made it home, you're calling me at home. No, Walter, it did NOT look like Larry was about to crack! Well That's your perception. You know, you're right, Walter, there is an unspoken message here. It's [Shouting] "**** YOU, LEAVE ME THE **** ALONE!" [Calm, resigned] Yeah, I'll be at practice.

View Quote This is a very complicated case, Maude. You know, a lotta ins, a lotta outs, a lotta what-have-yous. And uh, lotta strands to keep in my head, man. Lotta strands in old Duder's head.

View Quote Does the Pope shit in the woods?

View Quote Alan: I still don't understand why you want to break into the system.
Flynn: [frustrated] Because, man, somewhere in one of these memories is the evidence! If I could just get in there, I could reconstruct it!

View Quote Flynn: It's time I leveled with you; I'm what you guys call a User.
Yori: You're a User?
Flynn: That took a wrong turn somewhere.

View Quote Alan: Try to look official. Here comes the boss.
[A helicopter lands, and Flynn steps out]
Flynn: [to pilot] Pick me up in an hour. Thanks. [to Alan and Lora] Greetings, Programs! [hugs them]

View Quote You ain't no country preacher, Preacher.

View Quote [to a woman riding a motorcycle in shorts] Hey where did you get those pants? [the womans pulls out a hammer, pounds his truck and rides off] You freak! I love you, come back!

View Quote Lightfoot: Thunderbolt! Thunderbolt and Lightfoot. That sounds like somethin'.
Thunderbolt: You're forgetting I'm a lot older than you.
Lightfoot: There are plenty of guys twice my age who don't know their ass from a hole in the ground.
Thunderbolt: I won't fault you there.

View Quote Emergency Transmission. Observation Craft Destroyed. Environment Hostile. Completed Symbiotic Transformation. Rendezvous Third Day Landing Area One.

View Quote I mean you no harm, Jenny Hayden.

View Quote Starman: I look like Scott.
Jenny Hayden: Yeah, you do.
Starman: I… Look like Scott … so you do not be... a little bit jumpy.

View Quote It's important to think. It's what separates us from lentils.

View Quote I told you about these people. They're evil, Edwin. They must be stopped.

View Quote I wish there was some way I could just pay the fine and go home.

View Quote [LaBoeuf has been talking about malum prohibitum and malum in se] I'm struck that LaBoeuf has been shot, trampled, and nearly severed his tongue, and not only does he not cease to talk but he spills the banks of English.

View Quote You go for a man hard enough and fast enough, he don't have time to think about how many's with him; he thinks about himself, and how he might get clear of that wrath that's about to set down on him.

View Quote Rooster Cogburn: We'll sleep here and follow in the morning.
Mattie Ross: But we promised to bury the poor soul inside!
Rooster Cogburn: Ground's too hard. Them men wanted a decent burial, they should have got themselves killed in summer.

View Quote [Referencing the arc reactor] Tony Stark was able to build this in a cave! WITH A BOX OF SCRAPS!

View Quote [after Tony announced to the press that he was shutting down his corporation's weapons industries, resulting in an extreme stock crash for the company] Well, that, uh... That went well.

View Quote [Smiling for photographers] I'm the one who filed the injunction against you.

View Quote I'll die before Shelly Runyon checkmates me.

View Quote [to Gov. Hathaway] Who doesn't want a shortcut to greatness?

View Quote [to Gov. Hathaway] You're the future of the Democratic party. And you always will be.

View Quote Whenever you're ready, I'll be waiting.

View Quote He's the most convincing delusional I've ever come across.

View Quote There it is. Robert Porter. Drowned. His name is Robert Porter.

View Quote Very good. Very good, man.

View Quote The Grid. A digital frontier. A world beyond the screen, as real as our own. I can picture it -- clusters of information, rising like cities. Programs as complex as you and me. In just a few years, we're gonna be able to enter this world. And a few years after that... well, this world will come into ours. Intelligent life from inside the machine. I, for one, can't wait to meet it.

View Quote Mm. A malfunctioning program who wants to live. Really?

View Quote My name is Liam. Liam McGivney.

View Quote Goddamn you, Gaerity. Look what you've done.

View Quote You're a chickenshit, Ryan.

View Quote I'm your commanding officer, and I'm ordering you to dance. DANCE, GODDAMMIT!

View Quote I'm liberating this base!

View Quote We must be the first superpower to create super powers.

View Quote [referring to a TV evangelist] He wouldn't know God if he crawled up his pant leg and bit him on the pecker.

View Quote Marcus Hamilton: This is what they call white man's intuition.
Alberto Parker: Sometimes a blind pig finds a truffle.

View Quote Marcus Hamilton: Oh, who knows. Maybe one of these bank robbers is gonna want a gunfight and I can dodge my retirement in a blaze of glory.
Alberto Parker: Well, I've seen you shoot. There won't be much glory in it.

View Quote Bring me some more clams!

View Quote No joy, man. No joy. Fail.

View Quote Overvoice: Sea urchin in the foot, that sounds pretty nasty. How do you cure something like that?
Kate: You pee on it.
Overvoice: That's disgusting.
Kate: I knowww.
Cody: [he and Big Z are hanging upside down] Can we do some training? Like, seriously, please?
Big Z: What are you talking about? Whaddaya think we're doing?
Cody: We're acting like a couple of nut jobs, that's what I think we're doing.
Big Z: Yeah, good. You're learning.
Kate: [in a "vox pop" segment] My surfboard, uh, well, it's made out of palm wood... and while it's not very pretty... [the skeg of the surfboard can be seen falling off] ...it does the job quite well.
Cody: This is insane.
Lani: Stop fighting it, Cody! Just let go!
Lani: [Cody and Lani wash off under a waterfall] Can I ask you something personal?
Cody: Lani, we're in the shower together! Y'can say whatever you want.
Big Z: [teaching Cody to carve a board] All right, look. First of all, with the grain. With the grain. You see what I'm doing here? You let the tool do the work, you see? Just like you're riding the wave, you let the wave do the work. You don't fight the wave. You can't fight these big waves.

View Quote The mathematical world is completely rational, uncomplicated by sex.

View Quote I want to be upfront with you. I am not interested in sex.

View Quote I don't care if you're pretty, I love you anyway!