They're the only friends I've ever had.
Mr. Wolf
Sam Rockwell · 30 quotes
Mr. Snake
Marc Maron · 22 quotes
Ms. Tarantula aka "Webs"
Awkwafina · 16 quotes
Mr. Piranha
Anthony Ramos · 14 quotes
Mr. Shark
Craig Robinson · 13 quotes
Professor Rupert Marmalade IV
Richard Ayoade · 13 quotes
Diane Foxington / The Crimson Paw
Zazie Beetz · 12 quotes
Police Chief Misty Luggins
Alex Borstein · 7 quotes
The Bad Guys
3 quotes
Most scenes together: Mr. Wolf & Mr. Snake (10), Mr. Snake & Ms. Tarantula aka "Webs" (10), Mr. Wolf & Ms. Tarantula aka "Webs" (9)
The Bad Guys quotes
Page 5 of 5Totally worth it!
We may be bad, but we're so good at it!
We're supposed to save them, not eat them!
Well, I'd say they've gone to a better place.
What happened? Did we blow up? Is this heaven?
What's on the Food Network?
What's up, papa?
Yeah, they're a bit eccentric, but when you're born us, you don't exactly win many popularity contests. Do I wish people didn't see us as monsters? Sure, I do. But these are the cards we've been dealt, so we might as well play them.
Yeah, well, that ship has already sailed.
You see, I never cared about what's "good". Only what's good for me.
You villains have an image problem. You need a makeover.
You wanna know why I hate birthdays, Wolf? Do you? When you grow up a snake, nobody shows up to your party. Birthdays are a constant reminder that out there, I'm just a scary, good-for-nothing monster. Yeah, but nothing compares to having the one guy... the one guy I thought I could trust... stab me in the back.
You're going to have to choose between your friends, and the good life.