Hey, you! Get over here. A little bit closer. Oh, I know what it is. You're afraid, because I'm, uh… The big bad wolf! Well, I'm not surprised. I am the villain of every story. Isn't that right, Snake? [Snake: [chuckles] Yep.] Say hello to Mr. Snake! Serpentine safe-cracking machine. Imagine Houdini but with no arms. The kind of guy who'd tell you the glass is half-empty then steal it from y'all. He's also my best bud, and today is his birthday! [Snake: Not relevant.] He's a sweetheart. [to Snake] You're a sweetheart.
Mr. Wolf
Sam Rockwell · 30 quotes
Mr. Snake
Marc Maron · 22 quotes
Ms. Tarantula aka "Webs"
Awkwafina · 16 quotes
Mr. Piranha
Anthony Ramos · 14 quotes
Mr. Shark
Craig Robinson · 13 quotes
Professor Rupert Marmalade IV
Richard Ayoade · 13 quotes
Diane Foxington / The Crimson Paw
Zazie Beetz · 12 quotes
Police Chief Misty Luggins
Alex Borstein · 7 quotes
The Bad Guys
3 quotes
Most scenes together: Mr. Wolf & Mr. Snake (10), Mr. Snake & Ms. Tarantula aka "Webs" (10), Mr. Wolf & Ms. Tarantula aka "Webs" (9)
The Bad Guys quotes
Page 4 of 5I gave you an opportunity! A chance to show the world that you're more than just a scary stereotype, but you're too proud or too gutless to take advantage of it!
I was the best thief in the world. Fast, fearless, inventive. I just had one thing left to steal. [Wolf: The Golden Dolphin. So you went after it.] I didn't just go after it. I had it. And a clear escape route. But... all I saw in the end was the tricky fox that they always told me I was. It changed everything. So, now, instead of hurting people, I'm helping them. [sighs] I'm still me. [chuckles] I'm just me on the right side.
I'm having a baby! Is there a doctor, or perhaps several security guards that can leave their posts and help me?
I've made a lot of enemies in my time... I mean, a lot... but out of all the people in the world... I hate you guys the least.
It's crime time, baby. Shark, we need a distraction.
It's fantastic! Wolf, you're a genius!
Man... my tummy is rumbling like a kraken right now.
MY BABY!
Nope! [eats] Sucker!
Oh, stop, you're making me blush.
Relax, these doors are complicated.
That is an animal testing lab with helpless guinea pigs.
That's it! I'll teach you to share!
The Bad Guys become the good guys, so we can stay the Bad Guys. You know what I'm saying?