Police Chief Misty Luggins
[repeated line]
Arrest them!
Played by Alex Borstein 
The Bad Guys (2022) · 74 quotes
The Bad Guys (2022) · 74 quotes
Get them!
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Police Chief Misty Luggins
[to Wolf after he "attacks" Marmalade]
Oh! Now, you are done FOREVER, Wolf!
Scenes with Police Chief Misty Luggins
4 scenes
Wolf
[to Marmalade, after discovering his true colors about setting the gang up]
You... It was all you.
Webs
What are you talking about, Wolf?
Wolf
The old lady, the Golden Dolphin, good training. It was all to get us here, so he could steal the meteorite and let us take the fall.
Snake
Whoa, whoa. What old lady? And-And why would a guinea pig want a meteorite anyway?
Shark
[Marmalade chuckles and turns to his evil self.]
Uh, guys? He's creeping me out.
Piranha
Wait, what? What's going on? Someone turn me around!
Marmalade
[to the Bad Guys]
Well, well. So, you finally get it.
All
[shocked]
What?!
Shark
You stole the meteorite?!
Marmalade
Oh, it's not just a meteorite.
Piranha
I told you guys it's a butt!
Marmalade
It's not a butt! It's the ultimate power source. You see, when it struck, scientists found that it emitted an electromagnetic frequency unlike anything else on Earth. I'm going to harness its power to pull off the greatest heist the world has ever seen!
Webs
[to Snake]
You should've eaten him when you had the chance.
Snake
Yep.
Wolf
But why us?
Marmalade
Because you're the perfect patsies. Come on, when people look up "bad" in the dictionary, do they see a sweet, adorable guinea pig? No! They see you, and they always will.
Snake
Okay, fine. But you set us up!
Marmalade
Oh, pish-pish! Let's be honest. Evolution set you up, but Wolfie here really clinched it. [to Wolf] You fell for every one of my traps, starting with saving a helpless little old lady!
Snake
Wolf, what's he talking about?
Marmalade
Whoops! Did I say too much? Anyhow, looks like, yet again, the Big Bad Wolf got outsmarted by a little piggy.
Wolf
[enraged]
You little, pouchy-cheeked RAAAAATT!! [Marmalade quickly kicks the door open, adopting a terrified expression for the public as they see the Professor being "threatened" as Wolf furiously pounces at him.] I'LL KILL YOU! YOU HEAR ME?! YOU'RE DEAD! YOU'RE DEA–! [notices everyone frightened in shock]
Marmalade
Help, help! The Big Bad Wolf is attacking me!
Luggins
[runs to the van]
Oh! Now you are done forever, Wolf! [furiously slams the van's door]
Luggins
[chuckles]
That is it.
Piranha
Hey!
Luggins
[to Wolf and looking at him right in his eyes]
There is absolutely no way you’re gettin' away this time.
Diane
Wait, Chief.
Luggins
Governor Foxington?
Diane
Don't do this.
Wolf
Ow!
Diane
They didn't steal the meteorite; they were bringing it back.
Luggins
Ha! How could you know that? Unless... Unless you were conspiring with a bunch of known criminals!
Diane
Well... [clears her throat and removes her glasses] As a matter of fact, it’s time I came clean about something. [Wolf, Snake, Shark, Piranha, and Webs realize that Diane is going to tell Luggins about her secret identity as the Crimson Paw] The truth is I’m really... [clears her throat again] ...r-really...
Wolf
[cuts in quickly]
Really a big fan of redemption arcs. Yeah, we know. [They understand Wolf's intention, protecting Diane's secret identity from being exposed. Wolf gives the kitty to Diane and holds out his hands to be cuffed. The other Bad Guys follow suit.] We're done running away.
Piranha
Yeah.
Shark
Mm-hmm.
Webs
Yeah.
Snake
Yep.
Wolf
Chief, do what you need to do.
Luggins
What? Y-You're turning yourself in?!
Wolf
We might not have stolen the meteorite, but we did steal a lotta other things. [Diane watches proudly.] It's time we took some responsibility. Start a clean state. Take us in, Chief.
Luggins
Wow, really?
Wolf
You finally did it. This is your moment, Chief. Drink it in. [cuffs himself]
Luggins
[gasps]
Wow. You know, I should… I should give a speech. I… Well, I-I should, shouldn't I?
Wolf
Uhhh... Okay... [unsure, but she's already started talking]
Luggins
[clears her throat]
When I was 6 years old, I decided that I wanted to play the piccolo, only to find that my fingers were just too powerful for that fragile little instrument. And that’s when I discovered law enforcement...
Diane
[Wolf chuckles while Luggins continues her speech indistinctly.]
I’m proud of you, Wolf.
Wolf
You know, a fox and a wolf are not that different. You got a good thing going here, Governor.
Luggins
Wait a second. This isn't the meteorite! [claps twice] It’s a lamp!
Everyone
Huh?
Snake
Heheheh.
Everyone
What?!
Webs
[A flashback begins.]
Uh... Snake, what did you just do?
Snake
What? My friend was sad; I was just cheerin’ him up.
Webs
I think Wolf was right. Maybe we could be more than just scary villains.
Snake
I'm bad, you're bad. Let's be bad together.
Marmalade
You've got yourself a deal.
Snake
Can I try it on?
Marmalade
Of course, partner.
Wolf
Don't mind us, just robbing this place.
Marmalade
No, no, no, no!
Marmalade
[In the present.]
But if that's a lamp, where is the...?
Snake
Heheh. The old switcheroo.
Luggins
Hold on. This is the Zumpango Diamond, but this was stolen by… [gasps loudly, points to Marmalade] ...by the Crimson Paw!
Marmalade
Me? Oh, oh, no, no, no.
Tiffany
O.M.G.
Marmalade
No, no, no! No, you've got it all wrong!
Tiffany
In a shocking twist...
Marmalade
You're making a huge mistake!
Tiffany
...the notorious bandit, known as the Crimson Paw, has been revealed to be none other than Professor Marmalade.
Marmalade
[gets thrown in the prison vehicle]
No, no, no! I'm not the Crimson Paw, she is the Crimson Paw! [Diane smugly waves at Marmalade goodbye and flashes a victorious grin at him.] She's the Paw! I'm the flower of goodness! NO!