Wolf
[Marmalade leads the Bad Guys to a palm tree, where an orange cat clings onto it]
Hey, look! It's a cat stuck in a tree!
Marmalade
[The cat hisses.]
It doesn't get much simpler than that. Now, what in this scenario would give you that good tingle?
Snake
Eating it. [lifts up two bread slices] This is why I always carry two pieces of bread with me.
Marmalade
[with a strained smile]
No. I want you to ssss...
Wolf
[The gang tries to think.]
Smack it!
Snake
[still confused]
Skin it?
Shark
Stab it!
Tarantula
[bluntly]
Sauté it.
Piranha
[innocently]
Sing to it?
Marmalade
[frustrated]
Save it. I want you to save... It-It's obv-It's so obvious. I want you to save it!
BG The Bad Guys
Oh! Right, right… [The gang slowly looks up at the cat with grins, then bare their fangs and sport feral looks] HERE, KITTY, KITTY, KITTY!!!
Snake
[The terrified cat rushes up further to the top of the tree]
Whoa! That cat is obviously defective.
Piranha
What is wrong with you? You're gonna give it a heart attack. I'll handle this. [Mr. Piranha strolls over to the base of the tree then the trembling cat watching from above and he jumps and shouts in the cat's face] WHAT'S UP, PAPA?!
Wolf
[The cat yowls in fear and falls out of the tree onto Wolf's head, clawing his face]
Get him off my face! He's on my face!
Marmalade
No, no, no, no, no! What are you doing?! [The kitten gets off Wolf and rushes back up the tree. A rather annoyed Marmalade calms himself.] OK. What, I may ask, are you good at?
Piranha
Stealing stuff.
Shark
Oh, yeah, we're good at that.
Snake
Robbery.
Webs
Larceny.
Piranha
Wire fraud.
Snake
Extortion.
Wolf
Tax evasion.
Shark
Heists.
BG The Bad Guys
[The Crimson Paw finishes off all the prison guards, locks them in a cell, then turns to the Bad Guys, unmasking themselves, revealing to be...] [gasps]
DIANE?!
Piranha
But how do you know how to do all of that kick-kick-punch-punch?
Wolf
Wait a sec. You're the Crimson Paw?? [Diane smiles cheekily.] The Queen of Cons, acrobatic Swiss Army Knife, stole the Zumpango Diamond twice; once for profit, second time just for fun. Never identified, never caught.
Diane
Heh. Guess I'm still the best bad guy the world has ever seen. [looks at her ninja outfit and sees a cut mark on her sleeve] Ugh. At least I used to be. [The alarms blare. Diane puts her mask back on as dozens of guards surround the Bad Guys. Diane jumps on Wolf, then Shark so to jump high in the air, then flying down for a falling punch... The scene cuts to Diane driving the Bad Guys away from prison on a boat, as explosions go off around the prison] Nope, I'm still the best. Just like riding a stolen bicycle. [to Piranha, who has one of the "fins" on his head on fire] Oh, uh, you got a little... [puts it out] Ouch.