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[Marmalade leads the Bad Guys to a palm tree, where an orange cat clings onto it]
Wolf: Hey, look! It's a cat stuck in a tree!
[The cat hisses.]
Marmalade: It doesn't get much simpler than that. Now, what in this scenario would give you that good tingle?
Snake: Eating it. [lifts up two bread slices] This is why I always carry two pieces of bread with me.
Marmalade: [with a strained smile] No. I want you to ssss...
[The gang tries to think.]
Wolf: Smack it!
Snake: [still confused] Skin it?
Shark: Stab it!
Tarantula: [bluntly] Sauté it.
Piranha: [innocently] Sing to it?
Marmalade: [frustrated] Save it. I want you to save... It-It's obv-It's so obvious. I want you to save it!
The Bad Guys: Oh! Right, right… [The gang slowly looks up at the cat with grins, then bare their fangs and sport feral looks] HERE, KITTY, KITTY, KITTY!!!
[The terrified cat rushes up further to the top of the tree]
Snake: Whoa! That cat is obviously defective.
Piranha: What is wrong with you? You're gonna give it a heart attack. I'll handle this. [Mr. Piranha strolls over to the base of the tree then the trembling cat watching from above and he jumps and shouts in the cat's face] WHAT'S UP, PAPA?!
[The cat yowls in fear and falls out of the tree onto Wolf's head, clawing his face]
Wolf: Get him off my face! He's on my face!
Marmalade: No, no, no, no, no! What are you doing?! [The kitten gets off Wolf and rushes back up the tree. A rather annoyed Marmalade calms himself.] OK. What, I may ask, are you good at?
Piranha: Stealing stuff.
Shark: Oh, yeah, we're good at that.
Snake: Robbery.
Webs: Larceny.
Piranha: Wire fraud.
Snake: Extortion.
Wolf: Tax evasion.
Shark: Heists.
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