Ms. Tarantula aka "Webs"
[in a cute onesie]
Well, there goes our street cred.
Ms. Tarantula aka "Webs"
Ms. Tarantula aka "Webs"
[to Snake]
Happy Birthday, Mr. Grumpypants.
Ms. Tarantula aka "Webs"
[upon getting a "I'm not a tarantula" CAPTCHA test]
Oh, come on!
Zhen
The most powerful shapeshifting sorceress, the Chameleon.
Zhen
The best crooks and criminals live here.
Zhen
You got me, oh great and powerful Dumpling Warrior.
Peik Lin Goh
[to Rachel]
Good for you. Walking away from Nick and his family's fat-ass property portfolio. You have no one, no net worth, but you have integrity. That's why I respect you.
Peik Lin Goh
[to Rachel]
She just think you're some like unrefined banana. Yellow on the outside, and white on the inside.
Peik Lin Goh
Chinese sons think their moms fart Chanel No. 5.
Chump
[as the Mallards leave New York City with Delroy]
Bye-bye, you country bumpkins! I love you!
Chump
Don't worry. Chump's got ya.
Chump
Okay my little bumpkins let's get a move on.
Rebecca Quincy
I don't think you're such a bad guy. But you're never really gonna be free until you face him.
Rebecca Quincy
You know when something crazy happens and someone's like, "It's okay. I've seen way worse?" Everything I saw you do today is gonna be my "way worse."
Rebecca Quincy
You're like the guy that gets the villain's post-mates.
Billi
OK, when were you guys gonna tell me this? How could you let me find out like this?
Jian
How should I have told you? Oh, your grandma's on the roof?
Michael
So what do you think's better? China or America?
Billi
It's different.
Michael
What do you mean different? It must be much nicer in America.
Billi
It's just... different.
Michael
But I guess you're more used to America, right?
Billi
I guess.
Billi
You know, one of the few good memories of my childhood, were the summers at Nai Nai's. They had that garden. Ye Ye and I would catch dragonflies. And then we just moved to the States. Everything was different. Everyone was gone. And it was just the three of us.
Jian
I know it was hard. It was hard for us too.
Billi
I wanted to believe that it was a good thing, but all I saw was fear in your eyes. And I was confused and scared constantly because you never told me what was going on. And then Ye Ye died. You didn't even tell me he was sick. So it felt like he just vanished suddenly. And you wouldn't even let me go to his funeral.
Jian
You were at school. We didn't want you to miss school. We did what we thought was best for you.
Billi
But I never saw him again. And every time I came back to China, he just wasn't there anymore. And I come back and he's just gone. The house is gone, A Die's gone, our Beijing home is gone and soon she'll be gone, too.
Scuttle
Something about you seems different. Don't tell me. It's your hairdo, right? 'Cause you've been using the dinglehopper? No? I can't... I can't quite figure it out, but I know that if I stand here for long enough...
Scuttle
The Prince has been tricked! That lady who showed up is actually the Sea Witch in disguise! [Sebastian: Are you sure about this?] Of course I'm sure! Have I ever been wrong? I mean, like, you know, when it counts?