Chump
Okay my little bumpkins let's get a move on.
More lines from Chump
4 quotes Chump
Chump
Just stick close to me, and everything will be alright.
Chump
Bird eater incoming!
Chump
[as the Mallards leave New York City with Delroy]
Bye-bye, you country bumpkins! I love you!
Scenes with Chump
1 scene
Dax
Get your wings off my uncle.
Mack
[Gwen yells as she runs over towards the pigeons] [as Uncle Dan is fighting with the pigeons over the sandwich and the Mallards trying to get them away]
Dax, Gwen, wait. Stay away from my family. Back away! Back away! Back away! Get out of here, you trashy, trashy VERMIN!
Chump
[the word "vermin" echoes voices in which the pigeons gasp] (from the tunnel)
Who said that?! I asked WHO SAID THAT?!
Chump
[The leaves blown from the tunnel. The pigeons and Uncle Dan point to Mack. Chump approaches from the tunnel.] [to Mack]
Come here, bumpkin. [The pigeons carry a frightened Mack towards her] Say it again.
Mack
Uh, which part?
Chump
"Trashy, trashy vermin".
Mack
Let the record reflect I just meant to say, "trashy vermin". [chuckles] Which I’m not saying that’s good, but I wasn’t doubling down on “trashy”, vermin.
Chump
[uses her claw as a toothpick]
You ducks make me sick, you know that? You’re fed all day by the humans in the park, but that’s not enough for you. No, no, no. You got to come to our territory. You got to steal our food. And then you insult us?!
Mack
What? No, no, no, no, I wasn’t.
Chump
NAME?!
Mack
Uh, Mack.
Chump
Well, Uh, "Mack", I’m the Chump, and I’m the leader of this group of hardworking birds you just called vermin. [hawks and spits, then the pigeons]
Mack
Okay, okay, okay, okay. So listen, Chump…
Chump
[gets angry]
What did you just call me?
Mack
Sorry, I thought your name was Chump.
Chump
Yeah, Chump, yeah. That’s my name. Why?
Mack
Right. So, listen, Chump…
Chump
[gets angrier]
WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL ME?!
Mack
I'm sorry, is everybody else hearing "Chump", or--?
Chump
What did… WHAT?!
Pam
[cuts them off]
Okay, okay. I think there’s a slight misunderstanding here. Excuse me. Will you excuse me? Coming through. Uh-huh. Thank you. Okay. Hi there, I'm Pam. I'm sharing my life with him, so I’m painfully aware of all the stupid things that come out of his mouth.
Mack
Hmm? Oh, yeah, that’s true. She is.
Pam
But I assure you, he meant no harm. And to show our gratitude for your understanding in this matter, how about we share the sandwich 50-50?
Chump
[pause; Chump groans, turns her back and looks back at her]
80-20.
Pam
60-40.
Chump
70-30!
Pam
65-35!
Chump
68-32!
Pam
67-33!
Chump
You got yourself a deal.
Pam
[to Dan]
Uncle Dan, cut the sandwich.
Dan
[looks at the sandwich]
Uh... You don’t want to try 50-50 again?
Pam
Uncle Dan!
Dan
All right, all right.
Chump
[Uncle Dan cuts the sandwich and feeds the non-licked half to the pigeons]
You, I like.
Pam
Thank you, Chump.
Chump
Sorry for busting your bills over here, but, uh (sniffles) I get sensitive, is all. Us pigeons we got big hearts, too. Ain't that right, Guys?
Pigeon with an onion ring
Oh for sure.
Pigeon named Greg
We just want to be loved...
Pigeon with an olive in it's mouth: and respected.
