Good morning, Gwen. Ho, et cetera. Apologies for the minor delay. I'm sure that even a child can understand that in an operation as complex as Christmas, there's always an insignificant margin of error. Which is you! As a gesture, I've upgraded you to the GlamourFast Ultra X3, which retails at $9.99, more than your requested gift. Bigger, ergo better. If you wouldn't mind just signing a legal waiver? [Pedro: [confused] No lo entiendo, Señor. Soy Pedro.] P-Pedro? A boy? [Pedro: Quién es usted?] A Spanish boy?!
Arthur
James McAvoy · 20 quotes
Grandsanta
Bill Nighy · 17 quotes
Bryony
Ashley Jensen · 14 quotes
Steve
Hugh Laurie · 13 quotes
North Pole Computer
Laura Linney · 7 quotes
Santa
7 quotes
Peter
Marc Wootton · 4 quotes
Margaret
3 quotes
Most scenes together: Arthur & Grandsanta (13), Arthur & Bryony (10), Grandsanta & Bryony (8)
Arthur Christmas quotes
Page 3 of 4[at the house in Trelew, Mexico; the same one where Grand-Santa, Arthur and Bryony accidentally went previously]
[bravely faces the man-eating lions after they try to tear Gwen's gift]
Only children get to tear the wrapping!
[struggling to row the boat way across the Atlantic Ocean to Trelew, grunting and singing]
Jingle bells / This boat smells / 3,000 miles to go
[using the Earth itself as a map after losing all the other ones]
Biggest map in the world!
Christmas accomplished. Commence decking halls.
How many times, Arthur? It's the North Pole. [turns around and walks away] Shut the doors!
It doesn't matter how we got here. The sleigh on the roof, the-the jingle bells, the 8 reindeer. Gwen would've never seen that.
No one gets an unwrapped present on my watch!
Risk of mooing: 98%.
Systems critical. Lead in Christmas.
There's always time for a bow!