North Pole Computer quotes from Arthur Christmas (2011)

View Quote Risk of mooing: 98%.

View Quote Systems critical. Lead in Christmas.

View Quote Christmas accomplished. Commence decking halls.

View Quote [before the closing credits roll] And May 100% of your Christmases be white!

Scenes with North Pole Computer

View Quote [the elves run around panicking as the North Pole melts down. The giant Santa ice sculpture crashes down behind Ernie Clicker]
Ernie Clicker: What the…? [turns around and spots Arthur cycling through Trelew on Gwen's bike] Look, everyone! It's Arthur! He's delivering the present!
Elves: It's Arthur!
North Pole Computer: MELTDOWN PAUSED.

View Quote [Steve accidentally delivers the new gift to the wrong child in Mexico rather than England]
Steve: [enters the S-1] Okay, so I'm not great with children. Does that make me a bad Santa? You're hardly perfect. Let me guess: You put in the address, saw a list of Trelews and clicked on the first one? You're just like Arthur!
Santa: [stunned] Am I?
Computer: North Pole incoming.
Elf 1: Sir the soldiers have shot the sleigh! [Margaret gasps]
Elf 2: But sir, it's Arthur! He's still going!
[the elves chant for Arthur, who is still riding Gwen's bike to her house]
Santa: [amazed] Arthur?

View Quote [the elves panic at the thought of the Santas abandoning them]
Scottish Elf: It's like 1816!
[the elves gasp and run around in horror]
Elf: Abandon the North Pole!
[one elf activates a switch labeled "In Case of Being Like 1816"]
North Pole Computer: Are you sure you want to delete Christmas? [the elf hits "yes" and a 10-minute countdown starts to meltdown]

Other characters in Arthur Christmas (2011): Arthur · Grandsanta · Bryony · Steve · Santa · Peter · Margaret