Scottish Elf
[the elves panic at the thought of the Santas abandoning them]
It's like 1816!
Elf
[the elves gasp and run around in horror]
Abandon the North Pole!
[one elf activates a switch labeled "In Case of Being Like 1816"]
Are you sure you want to delete Christmas? [the elf hits "yes" and a 10-minute countdown starts to meltdown]
