Will Poulter movie quotes

View Quote Everybody relax. We're all on the same side here.

View Quote Hey, Greenie.

View Quote I like her.

View Quote Everything started going wrong the minute you showed up. First Ben, then Alby, and now the girl. Everybody saw she recognized you. And I'm betting you know who she is.

View Quote Day one, Greenie. Rise and shine.

View Quote Do you still think I'm overreacting?

View Quote We spoke often of Narnia in the days that followed. When my cousins left after the war ended, I missed them with all my heart, as I know all Narnians will miss them till the end of time.

View Quote [After accidentally knocking Gumpas into the water by accidentally whacking him using an oar] Oh, God. I hope that wasn't the British Consul.

View Quote Eustace: Hang on. You mean four of us? [The crew stopped paddling to look at him] Come on, please don't send me back to the rat.
Reepicheep: I heard that.
Eustace: [mumbling] Big ears.
Reepicheep: I heard that too.

View Quote [David, Kenny and Casey are waiting in a barbershop]
Kenny: So Casey, I guess it's nice for you to get your hair cut. I mean you being homeless and all I guess.
Casey: I'm not homeless ****tard, I have a home, but I left it because my parents...
David: Oh my god, shut up shut up shut up okay, please? Alright, I don't need to hear your heart bloodbath story right now okay? I mean, I rented Precious on Netflix and I still don't watch the **** thing. Actually here, you know what? Just to give me a little peace and quiet, go buy your self some new clothes, you know, the kind of stuff that loved children are wearing. Not this garbage alright? Thank you whoaa whoa whoa stop stop stop. [Grabs Kenny and Casey] Kenny, you're fine. You already look like total dipshit. Here, you take it, you gonna need that [Hands cash to Casey] You look like Eminem from 8 Mile. [Casey flips David off] Kenny, go with her, make sure she doesn't steal the money. And stay the **** out the Hot Topic.
Barber: David Clark, okay, what are we doing today?
David: Yeah, I say give me some that says; "I get up every morning at 5.30 and commute for an hour and a half to some bullshit job and my jag off boss expect me to kisses balls all days just so i can afford to keep my ungratefull screaming kids decked out in Dora the Explorer shit and my wife working off a fat ass to self health videos until the day I get up the courage to put a shotgun in my mouth"
Corporate man:[Points to head] Uh, umm... right here.
David: Yeah, that's it, that's the one.

View Quote David: Hey hey hey hey easy easy, whats going on here?
Street thug: Mind your own **** business old man.
David: Oh my god, you're a dude. I was like, what the hell, I mean your voice was much deeper that your bone structure.
Casey: These assholes are trying to steal my iPhone.
David: Wait, you have an iPhone? Aren't you homeless?
Casey: So? **** you dude. [Note:Not clear who she says this to]
David: Okay, this was fun, carry on.
Kenny: Wait, no. These guys are picking on this girl, and it's not fair.
Street thug 2: What the **** are you gonna do about it white boy? You some type a hero? [Note:The street thug is caucasian]
David: No, he's not a hero, he's just a dumb kid. I got an idea, leave the girl alone. You three just move along huh? What do you say? Move along?
Street thug: What are you, some kind of cop?
Kenny: No, he's not a cop. He's actually really cool. He's a drug dealer.
Street thug: Really? [Holds up a switchblade]
David: Goddamnit, Kenny.
Street thug: Give me your bag pack.
David: I don't wanna fight.
Street thug: Oh, there's not gonna be a fight. See, you either give me your backpack, or I'm gonna stab you in the **** neck, and take it.
David: Whew. So it's a real Sophie's Choice here huh? Alright, okay, back pack it is you want... [David swings it at a street thug, and runs into alleyway, with street thugs in pursuit of him]
Casey: [Casey walking down the street in nonchalant tone] Hey sorry, I dropped my phone. Are we still out tonight or what? [David is caught by the thugs and his apartment is cleaned out of marijuana and cash.]
Kenny: I can help. I'll call the cops. [To David slumped on apartment floor]
David: No.

View Quote Rose: We didn't know if you were dead in a ditch. You couldn't've called?
David: Or some of those damn text messages you always sending out there; "hey its me casey, im not dead in the ditch lol, a little pig with a **** smile, #YOLO".
Casey: Whoa, was that so hard to say, thank you, appreciate that.
David: Unbelieveable, she learned a new word Rose. Thank God.
Casey: "I'm sorry", He will be great.
David: Oh, there he is. Kenny, oh my god you looks so much better.
Rose: Yeah, doesn't he looks better?
David: Yeah, he looks like a thousand bucks. Lets go come on.
Kenny: Hey, take it easy. Would you just relax? Oh, hurt my elbow.
Rose: Are you okay?
Kenny: I think so.
Rose: David, look what's happened to you, when you running around like a crazy person.
David: What are you talking about? He's fine, come on. Come on Ken doll hop hop buddy, here we go here we go.
Rose: What the hell is wrong with you?
David: Whats wrong with me? Look this job has a deadline and in four **** hours alright, and if you thinking I'm gonnna lose half a million dollars pay day because of one of Kenny's boo boos then you're out of your goddamned mind.
Rose: Whoa, wait a second, you're making half a millon dollars on this deal?
David: Roughly.
Rose: I can not believe you!
David: Rose, listen to me, I can explain it.
Rose: You're making $500,000 and giving me only $30,000?
Casey: $30,000? I'm only getting $1,000!
Kenny: You guys are getting paid?

View Quote I am the Warlock, mum, and I am done with being ordered around!

View Quote Who threw this thing at me?! Baby.

View Quote Yes, there's something wrong with me! I was stabbed, you extraordinary phallus!

View Quote Mark: [as they pass a bear in a cage] So we just gonna ignore the bear then?
Pelle: [shrugs] That's a bear.

View Quote Mark: Dude: you need to stop sitting on the fence with this.
Christian: But what if I end up regretting it a week later, and then I can’t get her back?
Mark: You don’t want her back!
Christian: I might!
Mark: So then you can bitch to us for that week about how much you regret it, and we'll be like “Dude: you’ve been wanting out of this absurd relationship for the last year,”and you’ll be like “oh shit, that’s right” and then you can find some new chick who actually likes sex and who doesn’t drag you through a million hoops a day.
Josh: Do you think a masochistic part of you is playing this drama out to distract you from the work you actually need to be doing?
Christian: And what work do I actually need to do, Josh?
Josh: Uhhh – your prospectus maybe? I dunno. Your PhD...?
[Waitress brings the check]
Waitress: Whenever you guys are ready.
Pelle: Thank you.
Waitress: [She smiles at Christian] Thank you.
Mark: Dude. You could be getting that girl pregnant right now.
Pelle: And don’t forget all the Swedish women you can impregnate in June.
Mark: Yeah, dude – don’t forget all the Swedish milkmaids.

View Quote Dani: Has anyone seen Connie?
Christian: I think Mark saw her earlier.
Mark: I'm sure I saw her trying out for the sprinting Olympics earlier.
Dani: What, where?
Jarl: Sorry, but I can say what happened. Her boyfriend called our landline from the train station and calmed Connie down. She begged our pardon and I drove her to meet him.
[pause]
Christian: OK. That's really...
Dani: Why would Simon leave without her?
Christian: I'm sure it was just a miscommunication.