Matt Dillon movie quotes

View Quote All these kids, they're all TV babies. Watching people killing and **** each other on the boob tube for so long it's all they know. Hell, they think it's legal. They think it's the right thing to do.

View Quote I knew it in my heart. You can buck the system but you can't buck the dark forces that lie hidden beneath the surface. The ones some people call superstitions.

View Quote We played a game you couldn't win... to the utmost.

View Quote Carl: What you did in the bathroom last night was disgusting.
Dupree: I know, I'm never eating buffalo wings again.

View Quote Carl: And this whole Lance Armstrong thing...
Dupree: You leave Lance out of this! He's doing more with one testicle than you and I could do with three!

View Quote Carl: The insurance adjuster recommended that we sue Dupree.
Molly: For a moose head?

View Quote [taking off Kelly's panties] Guidance counselors get to find out all sorts of interesting things.

View Quote Kelly Van Ryan: Whooo, it worked! we screwed the bitch!
[Kelly kisses Sam]
Kelly Van Ryan: It worked just like you said. What's wrong?
Sam: You scared the shit out of me. What's wrong, is you're coming here. That's what's wrong. Are you ****in' crazy?
Kelly Van Ryan: Yeah, I'm crazy. Ask my mom.

View Quote Sam: I was, until yesterday, a guidance counselor at Blue Bay High School. A student there is accusing me of rape.
Kenneth Bowden: Male or female?
Sam: The student is Kelly Van Ryan.
Kenneth Bowden: As in Sandra Van Ryan?
Sam: As in I'm ****.

View Quote I was crazy, you know that, Pony? I was crazy for wanting Johnny to stay out of trouble. If he was smart, like me, he wouldn't be in this mess. If he was smart like me, he wouldn't have ran into that church man. You better wise up Pony. You better wise up man. You get tough like me and you don't get hurt! You watch out for yourself, and nothing can touch you man!

View Quote Let's do it for Johnny man. We'll do it for Johnny.

View Quote [last words] Pony...

View Quote Janet Boudreaux: [mocking his tip] Oh, you are a big spender. I like that in a man.
Dova: Now I just don't know what it's gonna take to make you shut up.
Janet Boudreaux: If you don't bite, then don't bark, doggie dog.

View Quote Dova: Hey, you want to make us some coffee?
Law: Do I look like your bitch?

View Quote Dova: Where are you going?
Milo: I don't wanna be part of this. I'm turning myself in.
Dova: [pointing a gun] Don't make me do it!

View Quote [while spying on Mary] Husband... negative. Children and a Labrador... negative. Tight little package... affirmative.

View Quote Mary: Ted? Did you mean what you said back there?
Ted: [Tearfully] Uh huh. I just want you to be happy, Mary.
Mary: But I'd be happiest with you.
[Pause]
Ted: [Dejected] You're ****in' with me, right?

View Quote Pat: [after telling Mary that he's an architect] Really, it's only a side thing for my true passion.
Mary: And what's that?
Pat: I work with ****.
Mary: Isn't that a little politically incorrect?
Pat: Yeah, maybe, but hell, no one's gonna tell me who I can and can't work with, right?

View Quote Emily: I've seen all your movies.
Cameron: Both of them?

View Quote Cameron: Eat something, I'm begging you! You look like a swizzle stick.
Sonja: Food?

View Quote Cameron: Maybe I should thank someone else. Someone who's really been there, someone who taught me a lot, about poetry and Shakespeare, and just, y'know, stayin' awake, man. Someone who's just an overall great guy, a great teacher... to Howard Brackett from Greenleaf, Indiana! And he's gay. Y'know, I've been thinking alot about this night, and I've decided to dedicate this whole night to a great, gay teacher. Mr. Brackett, WE WON!

View Quote Cliff Poncier: Look, Janet you know I see other people still. You do know that don't you?
Janet Livermore: You don't fool me.
Cliff Poncier: Janet, I could not be fooling you less.

View Quote Janet Livermore: Are my breasts too small for you?
Cliff Poncier: Sometimes.

View Quote Club Interviewer: Talking here with Cliff Poncier. Cliff, any comments on the "Seattle Sound" and Citizen Dick's place in it?
Cliff Poncier: Well, I don't like to reduce us to just being part of the "Seattle Sound." I'd like to think of us as expanding more. Like, we're huge in Europe right now. I mean, we've got records... uh, a big record just broke in Belgium.
Club Interviewer: Now, a song like "Touch Me, I'm Dick" is about... what?
Cliff Poncier: Well, I think "Touch Me, I'm Dick," in essence, speaks for itself, you know. I think that, you know, that's basically what the song is, um... about... is about, you know... I-I think a lot of people might think it's actually about, you know,"My name is Dick, and, you know, you can touch me," but, I think, you know, it can be seen either way.

View Quote Tourists? We're not talking about tourists here, we're talking about mom! And I know you, you don't drink unless you're nervous.

View Quote Chris Lloyd: Look, I don't know who you were in the old days but don't you think I should do the driving now?
Walter Lloyd: Just don't worry, okay? I think I can handle it.
Chris Lloyd: Alright. Here we go to Hamburg at 20 miles an hour.

View Quote Walter Lloyd: They gave us new papers, new jobs, new names. The works... everything.
Chris Lloyd: New names?
Walter Lloyd: Yeah.
Chris Lloyd: Oh, Oh. Wait a minute. We were at the hotel and Taber asked you, "What name?" This is not my name? What's my name?
Walter Lloyd: Derek, Derek Potter. I'm Duncan. This is where the "Duke" comes from.

View Quote That car is alive! You gotta believe me. It's mocking me! I'm telling you! That car is alive! Look! It's doing it again!