Pat Healy quotes from There's Something About Mary (1998)

Warren

Have you seen my baseball?...Have you seen my baseball?

Hey buddie! I think I know where your ball is!

Warren

You Seen my baseball?!

Yeah, you see that girl over there? shes got it, only, she doesn't call it a baseball, she's got another name for it. [Whispers in Warren's ear]

Warren

Have you seen my....wiener?

What?!

Warren

Have you seen my weiner!

What the hell did you just say buddie?!

Warren

Weiner....

Get your hand off my car, I'm gonna ****in' kick your ass!

Mary

Ted? Did you mean what you said back there?

Uh huh. I just want you to be happy, Mary.

Mary

But I'd be happiest with you.

You're ****in' with me, right?

Pat

Really, it's only a side thing for my true passion.

Mary

And what's that?

Pat

I work with ****.

Mary

Isn't that a little politically incorrect?

Pat

Yeah, maybe, but hell, no one's gonna tell me who I can and can't work with, right?