Carl What's with this Roman Holiday obsession? Your favorite movie is Fletch.
It's in my top five, but it's not my favorite.
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8 scenes Carl Carl And this whole Lance Armstrong thing...
You leave Lance out of this! He's doing more with one testicle than you and I could do with three!
Neil
How the hell did Dupree wind up on the wrond island?
Carl Dupree was born on the wrong island.
Did you know Dupree writes poetry?
Carl What a homo.
Carl, Carl! Wait, what are you doing?
Carl I'm running... trying to gain my wife back!
Carl... you have it all wrong. I'm trying to steal your wife. All I am is that loveable ****-up that everyone can help. You are just the loveable guy that is lucky for having a wife like Molly.
Carl I got news for you, Dupree. You're not that loveable.
Carl The insurance adjuster recommended that we sue Dupree.
For a moose head?
Carl He's never truly been domesticated. He's like the ape-man of Borneo.
Carl What you did in the bathroom last night was disgusting.
I know, I'm never eating buffalo wings again.
