Wild Things (1998) · 17 quotes
Guidance counselors get to find out all sorts of interesting things.
Sam
I was, until yesterday, a guidance counselor at Blue Bay High School. A student there is accusing me of rape.
Kenneth Bowden
Male or female?
Sam
The student is Kelly Van Ryan.
Kenneth Bowden
As in Sandra Van Ryan?
Sam
As in I'm ****.
Sam
What do you do to your neck?
Kenneth Bowden
Oh, this? I don't have to wear it all the time. [looks out the window and takes it off] There was an insurance guy around here earlier.
Sam
Hello, Kelly.
Kelly Van Ryan
Drop dead. You know how my mom's paying you off? She's breaking my trust. I can't touch it until she's dead, and now she's breaking it to pay you.
Sam
I'm sorry, Kelly.
Kelly Van Ryan
Why don't you start **** her again! You can spend it together! I hate you!
Kelly Van Ryan
I **** hate you, you son of a bitch! I **** hate you!
Kelly Van Ryan
Whooo, it worked! we screwed the bitch!
Kelly Van Ryan
It worked just like you said. What's wrong?
Sam
You scared the shit out of me. What's wrong, is you're coming here. That's what's wrong. Are you ****in' crazy?
Kelly Van Ryan
Yeah, I'm crazy. Ask my mom.
Suzie
Before Medea sailed away on the Helios she killed king Creon and the princess, with what? A: A rock. B: Spear-gun or C: a bit of Poison.
Sam
P-oison...
Suzie
Good guess. [Lets lose the sail rigging hitting Sam in the head and flinging him overboard]
