And this whole Lance Armstrong thing...
You leave Lance out of this! He's doing more with one testicle than you and I could do with three!
You, Me and Dupree quotes
Page 1 of 2He's never truly been domesticated. He's like the ape-man of Borneo.
The insurance adjuster recommended that we sue Dupree.
For a moose head?
What you did in the bathroom last night was disgusting.
I know, I'm never eating buffalo wings again.
What's with this Roman Holiday obsession? Your favorite movie is Fletch.
It's in my top five, but it's not my favorite.
Carl, Carl! Wait, what are you doing?
I'm running... trying to gain my wife back!
Carl... you have it all wrong. I'm trying to steal your wife. All I am is that loveable ****-up that everyone can help. You are just the loveable guy that is lucky for having a wife like Molly.
I got news for you, Dupree. You're not that loveable.
Everyone's asleep and here's lonely old Dupree wailing away on himself.
You weren't wailing away...
An animal wouldn't debase himself such!
I'm throwing seven different kinds of smoke!
The doctor said most of my injuries are emotional.
[during his job interview]
I'm a people person, very responsible. I absolutely insist on enjoying life. Not so task-oriented. Not a work horse. If you're looking for a Clydesdale, I'm probably not your man. Like I don't live to work, it's more the other way around. I work to live. Incidentally, what's your policy on Columbus Day?
Interviewer
We work.
Really? The guy discovered the new world. I'm afraid to even ask about Victory Over Japan Day.
Lance Armstrong [Having just read Dupree's book and breaking the forth wall]
Lanceness Lance... ness? Lancennneeesss LanceNess [Very last lines after the credits]
Did you know Dupree writes poetry?
What a homo.
I don't know. I have a hard time imagining Audrey Hepburn getting buttered up to "Funky Cold Medina".
Really? I don't.