[during his job interview]

I'm a people person, very responsible. I absolutely insist on enjoying life. Not so task-oriented. Not a work horse. If you're looking for a Clydesdale, I'm probably not your man. Like I don't live to work, it's more the other way around. I work to live. Incidentally, what's your policy on Columbus Day?

We work.

Really? The guy discovered the new world. I'm afraid to even ask about Victory Over Japan Day.