Warren
Have you seen my baseball?...Have you seen my baseball?
Student
Hey buddie! I think I know where your ball is!
Warren
You Seen my baseball?!
Student
Yeah, you see that girl over there? shes got it, only, she doesn't call it a baseball, she's got another name for it. [Whispers in Warren's ear]
Warren
[Walks up to a couple kissing]
Have you seen my....wiener?
Girl
What?!
Warren
Have you seen my weiner!
Boyfriend
What the hell did you just say buddie?!
Warren
Weiner....
Boyrfriend
Get your hand off my car, I'm gonna ****in' kick your ass!
