Warren : Have you seen my baseball?...Have you seen my baseball? Student : Hey buddie! I think I know where your ball is! Warren : You Seen my baseball?! Student : Yeah, you see that girl over there? shes got it, only, she doesn't call it a baseball, she's got another name for it. [Whispers in Warren's ear] Warren : [Walks up to a couple kissing] Have you seen my....wiener? Girl : What?! Warren : Have you seen my weiner! Boyfriend : What the hell did you just say buddie?! Warren : Weiner.... Boyrfriend : Get your hand off my car, I'm gonna ****in' kick your ass!

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