Is that... is that hair gel?
Mary
Ted? Did you mean what you said back there?
Uh huh. I just want you to be happy, Mary.
Mary
But I'd be happiest with you.
You're ****in' with me, right?
Mary
I want a guy who can play 36 holes of golf and still have enough energy to take Warren and me to a baseball game and eat hot dogs. I'm talking sausage hot dogs and beer, not lite beer, but beer. That's my ad, print it up.
Hmm...a fatty who likes golf and beer. Gee, Mary, where are you gonna find a gem like that?
Pat
Really, it's only a side thing for my true passion.
Mary
And what's that?
Pat
I work with ****.
Mary
Isn't that a little politically incorrect?
Pat
Yeah, maybe, but hell, no one's gonna tell me who I can and can't work with, right?
Do you think maybe you wanna maybe, I don't know, go out to dinner? You know, catch up on old times?
Mary
Didn't we just do that?
Oh, uh...
Mary
I'm **** with you, Ted!
Mary
Ted? Did you mean what you said back there?
Uh huh. I just want you to be happy, Mary.
Mary
But I'd be happiest with you.
You're **** with me, right?
What about Brett Fahvra...?
Mary
What did I tell you the first time we met? I'm a Niners fan!
[They kiss]
