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Joy quotes from What Happens in Vegas (2008)

Cameron Diaz

2nd most-quoted character in What Happens in Vegas (2008): in 8 of its 31 quotes

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What happened to "what's mine is yours baby.." we're married now...remember?

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Joy

To anyone who has ever been dumped and to anyone who has ever been fired...when I say screw you say you...

Joy

I can totally do this! (Gasps after seeing the bathroom) I can't do this.

Joy

And where's that, Jack? The starting line? Cause I got news for you buddy, the gun already went off!

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So why are you here

Joy

Oh you know just living it up...being crazy. What about you?

Oh I'm here on business...I'm very important in my field...

Joy

Really?

No..I just got fired.

Joy

I just got dumped.

Did I mention I got fired by my father?

Joy

Did I mention that I threw my fiance a surprise birthday party and the surprise was he dumped me in front of all our closest friends while they hid in the closets?

You win.

Joy
(After finding out that they were booked in the same room with Jack and Hater)

OK, so we both know how this is going to work. I am going to complain, and you are going to tell me there's nothing you can do about it, when we both know that is a big fat lie. So why don't you go ahead and type in those special codes that you know you are going to type in eventually, and give me two rooms that are so... nice... that it will turn my night right back around. (Smiles)

Hotel Clerk

OK...I'm going to do just what you said because honestly...I'm a little frightened of you.

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