Jack We got robbed...the only thing they took was the door.. (shrugs shoulders)
Most-quoted character in What Happens in Vegas (2008): in 12 of its 31 quotes
A line from JackI'd rather do nothing and be happy than do something I know I don't love.
More lines from Jack
7 quotes Jack Jack Yeah that's a little bit of me...and some other people. (Response when Joy says his bed stinks)
Jack Oh yeah this is happening (said while peeing in the kitchen sink) oh, and by the way, it's your day on dishes
Jack (To Joy when she sees the bathroom)
Don't throw all of that hair away. I'm saving it up to make you something special... like a hat... or a sweater.
Jack (To Joy before she leaves for work)
Don't get hit by a bus. (Door closes) Or do. Whatever.
Jack (To Doctor Twitchell at councilling)
Her candles smell awesome!
Jack (Morning after the drunk wedding)
What's mine is yours! Me coffee su coffee, haha...
Scenes with Jack
4 scenes Jack So why are you here
Oh you know just living it up...being crazy. What about you?
Jack Oh I'm here on business...I'm very important in my field...
Really?
Jack No..I just got fired.
I just got dumped.
Jack Did I mention I got fired by my father?
Did I mention that I threw my fiance a surprise birthday party and the surprise was he dumped me in front of all our closest friends while they hid in the closets?
Jack You win.
Jack Jack Fuller. (Introducing himself to Joy's boss)
Richard Richard Banger.
Jack Richard Banger?...Dick Banger? You my friend have just supplied us with jokes for the whole weekend...(slight pause)
Richard Well you must be Jack ...Off...ha ha give it to me baby!!
Dr. Twitchell Jack what happened to you? (asked after seeing Jack's black eye)
Jack I fell...and hit my head on the door knob
Dr. Twitchell You fell?
Jack Yeah...I fall a lot these days...I'm so clumsy.
Dr. Twitchell Are you sure no one did this to you?
Jack I (glances at Joy) I'm suppose to line the hand towels up just so..and I didn't and I'm sorry. And I forgot to put the toilet seat down, and she said "Put it down or I'm going to put you down!!" And... (Joy pulls out cell phone and shows a video of Bear and Hater beating up Jack)
Dr. Twitchell Can we get back to therapy now?
Jack Yes...yes we can..
Jack What's the one place where you can step up and be a man?
Community College?
