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View Quote Wait a second. Let's recap. Last night we lost my car, we accepted stolen money from a transsexual stripper, and now some space nerds want us to find something we can't pronounce. I hate to say it, Chester, but maybe we need to cut back on the shibbying. [Chester slaps him] Thanks, dude.
View Quote I refuse to let us go down in history as the dudes who destroyed the universe.
View Quote I'm sensing something very Canadian about this place.
View Quote Dude, Where's My Car?.
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