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Chinese Food Intercom: Chinese Foooood, may I help you?
Jesse: Yeah, I like to place an order.
Chinese Food Intercom: Um what you like?
Jesse: Yeah, I like uh... three orders of garlic chicken.
Chinese Food Intercom: And then?
Jesse: And then, three orders of white rice.
Chinese Food Intercom: And then?
Jesse: And then... (then he turns and asks Chester and Nelson) Oh hey, you guys want soup?
Chester & Nelson: Sure.
Jesse: Yeah, three orders of Wonton soup.
Chinese Food Intercom: And then?
Jesse: Oh, uh some Fortune cookies too.
Chinese Food Intercom: And then?
Jesse: Uh... Naw I think that's about it.
Chinese Food Intercom: And then?
Jesse: No, that's it.
Chinese Food Intercom: And then?
Jesse: No and then, I (stutters) That's, that's all I want.
Chinese Food Intercom: And then?
Jesse: (looks behind and then laughs) And then, and then um, and then um, and then nothin' else cause I'm done ordering, okay?
Chinese Food Intercom: And Then?
Jesse: Uh, uh, no, no, see all, all I want is the three orders of the garlic chicken and the three orders of the white rice.
Chinese Food Intercom: Uh-huh, and then?
Chester: And the soup dude.
Jesse: Oh, and, and the Wonton soup.
Chinese Food Intercom: And then?
Nelson: And the Cookie's Fortune.
Jesse: And, and the, and the Fortune cookies yes so, it's just the uh, it's the... the chicken, the... rice, the soup and the Fortune cookies, and that's it.
Chinese Food Intercom: And Theeeeen?
Jesse: (starts chuckling) And then uh, you can it in a brown paper bag and come put it in my hand cause I'm ready to eat.
Chinese Food Intercom: Annnnnd Theeeeeeeen?
Jesse: (gets irritated) Hey, I refuse to play your Chinese Food mind games.
Chinese Food Intercom: Annnnnnd Theeeeeeeen?
Jesse: (Gets upset) NO!, No and then!
Chinese Food Intercom: And Then?
Jesse: No and then!
Chinese Food Intercom: And Then?
Jesse: No and then!
Chinese Food Intercom: And Then?
Jesse: No and then!
Chinese Food Intercom: And Then?
Jesse: No and then!
Chinese Food Intercom: And Then?
Jesse: No, no and then!
Chinese Food Intercom: (growls) Annnnnnd Theeeeeeen?
Jesse: (gets angry) You know you're really starting to piss me off lady.
Chinese Food Intercom: (quietly) And Then?
Jesse: And then... (laughs nervously) I'm gonna come in there... (grows livid) and I'm gonna put my foot in your ass IF YOU SAY "AND THEN" AGAIN!!!
(pause; Jesse almost gives in)
Chinese Food Intercom: (repeatedly) And then! And then! And then! And then! And then! And then! And then! And then! And then! And then! And then! And then!
(Jesse angrily smashes the speaker box, but Chester and Nelson pull him back inside the car, and they drive away)
Chinese Food Intercom: (severely damaged) And then...?
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