Mark Hamill movie quotes

View Quote I want to come with you to Alderaan. There's nothing for me here now. I want to learn the ways of the Force and become a Jedi like my father.

View Quote You worry about those fighters, I'll worry about the tower!

View Quote It's not impossible. I used to shoot womprats with my T16 back home. They were no bigger than two meters.

View Quote [meeting the new Batman] Ah, the new boy: ears are too long and I miss the cape but not too shabby, not too shabby at all; Woof.

View Quote Ah, brave new world, that has such putzes in it.

View Quote You know, kids, a lot has changed while your old uncle Joker's been away: new Gotham, new rules, even a new Batman; but now I'm tanned, I'm rested, and I'm ready to give this old town a wedgie again.

View Quote [to Jabba] Nevertheless, I am taking Captain Solo, and his friends. You can either profit from this, or be destroyed. It's your choice, but I warn you not to underestimate my powers.

View Quote Jabba, this is your last chance; free us or die!

View Quote Never. I'll never turn to the Dark Side. You have failed, your highness. I am a Jedi like my father before me.

View Quote [to the Phantasm, via remote camera] Whoops! Ha! I guess the joke's on me. You're not Batman after all. Looks like there's a new face in Gotham and soon his name will be all over town... to say nothing of his legs, and feet, and spleen, and head...

View Quote Wrong! It ain't the Bat! Nope, nope, nope. I've seen the guy. He looks more like the Ghost of Christmas Future.

View Quote For once, I'm stuck without a punchline.

View Quote Darth Vader: You have learned much, young one.
Luke Skywalker: You'll find I'm full of surprises.
Darth Vader: Your destiny lies with me, Skywalker. Obi-Wan knew this to be true.
Luke Skywalker: No!

View Quote [Darth Vader cuts off Luke's hand. Luke attempts to escape by climbing out onto a projection in the middle of a long ventilation shaft.]
Darth Vader: There is no escape! Don't make me destroy you. Luke, you do not yet realize your importance. You've only begun to discover your power! Join me, and I will complete your training! With our combined strength, we can end this destructive conflict, and bring order to the galaxy.
Luke Skywalker: [angrily] I'll never join you!
Darth Vader: If only you knew the power of the Dark Side! Obi-Wan never told you what happened to your father.
Luke Skywalker: He told me enough! He told me you killed him!
Darth Vader: No. I am your father!
Luke Skywalker: [shocked] No... No! That's not true! That's impossible!
Darth Vader: Search your feelings, you know it to be true!
Luke Skywalker: [overwhelmed, crying] NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! NOOOO...!!
Darth Vader: Luke, you can destroy the Emperor. He has foreseen this. It is your destiny! Join me, and together, we can rule the galaxy as father and son! Come with me. It is the only way.

View Quote Luke Skywalker: Look, I'm sure it's delicious. I just don't understand why we can't see Yoda now!
Yoda: [cheerfully] Patience! For the Jedi it is time to eat as well. Eat. [Laughs] eat. Hot. Good food, hmm? Good, hmm?
Luke Skywalker: How far away is Yoda? Will it take us long to get there?
Yoda: Not far. Yoda not far. Patience. Soon you will be with him. Root leaf, I cook. Why wish you become Jedi?
Luke Skywalker: Well, mostly because of my father, I guess.
Yoda: Oh, father! Powerful Jedi was he. Powerful Jedi.
Luke Skywalker: Oh, come on! How could you know my father? You don't even know who I am. Oh, I don't even know what I'm doing here! We're wasting our time!
Yoda: [sighs, looks upward] I cannot teach him. The boy has no patience.
Obi-Wan Kenobi: [voice emanates from nowhere] He will learn patience.
Yoda: Much anger in him, like his father.
Obi-Wan Kenobi: Was I any different when you taught me?
Yoda: He is not ready!
Luke Skywalker: Yoda? I am ready! I— Ben, I can be a Jedi! Ben tell him I'm rea— [bangs his head on the low ceiling] Ow!
Yoda: [to Luke] Ready are you? What know you of ready? For 800 years have I trained Jedi. My own counsel will I keep on who is to be trained! A Jedi must have the deepest commitment, the most serious mind. This one, a long time have I watched. All his life has he looked away to the future, the horizon. Never his mind on where he was [pokes Luke]. Hmm? What he was doing. [paces around] Adventure. Heh! Excitement. A Jedi craves not these things. [turns to Luke and points with his walking stick] You are reckless!
Obi-Wan Kenobi: So was I, if you remember.
Yoda: [still looking at Luke] He is too old. Yes. Too old to begin the training.
Luke Skywalker: But I've learned so much.
Yoda: [looking toward the sky] Will he finish what he begins?
Luke Skywalker: I won't fail you! I'm not afraid.
Yoda: [grimly] Oh! You will be. You will be.

View Quote Rey: Master Skywalker, we need you to bring the Jedi back because Kylo Ren is strong with the dark side of the Force. Without the Jedi, we won't stand a chance against him.
Luke: What do you know about the Force?
Rey: It's a power the Jedi have that lets them control people and... make things float.
Luke: Impressive. Every word in that sentence was wrong. Lesson one. Sit here, legs crossed. The Force is not a power you have. It's not about lifting rocks. It's the energy between all things, a tension, a balance that binds the universe together.
Rey: Okay. But what is it?
Luke: Close your eyes. [Rey closes her eyes] Breathe. [Rey takes a deep breath] Now... reach out. [Rey literally reaches her hand out and Luke, after a moment's disbelief, starts tickling her hand with a leaf]
Rey: [gasps, feeling the tickle] I feel something!
Luke: You feel it?
Rey: Yes, I feel it!
Luke: That's the Force!
Rey: Really?
Luke: Wow, it must be really strong with you!
Rey: I've never felt any... [Luke smacks her with the leaf] Ow! You meant, reach out, like-- I'll try again. [closes her eyes]
Luke: Breathe. Just breathe. Reach out with your feelings. What do you see?
Rey: The island. Life. Death and decay, that feeds new life. Warmth. Cold. Peace. Violence.
Luke: And between it all?
Rey: Balance. An energy. A Force.
Luke: And inside you?
Rey: Inside me, that same Force.
Luke: And this is the lesson. That Force does not belong to the Jedi. To say that if the Jedi die, the light dies, is vanity. Can you feel that?
Rey: There's something else... beneath the island. A place. A dark place.
Luke: Balance. Powerful light, powerful darkness.
Rey: [Rock beneath her starts to crack] It's cold. It's calling me.
Luke: Resist it, Rey. [no response] Rey? [no response] REY! [no response] [Rey snaps out of the vision] You went straight to the dark.
Rey: That place was trying to show me something.
Luke: It offered something you needed. And you didn't even try to stop yourself.
Rey: But I didn't see you. Nothing from you. You've closed yourself off from the Force. Of course you have.
Luke: I've seen this raw strength only once before, in Ben Solo. It didn't scare me enough then. It does now.

View Quote Luke Skywalker: Who are you?
Rey: I know this place.
Luke: Built a thousand generations ago to keep these. The original Jedi texts. Just like me, they're the last of the Jedi religion. You've seen this place. You've seen this island.
Rey: [whispering] Only in my dreams.
Luke: Who are you?
Rey: The Resistance sent me.
Luke: They sent you? What's special about you? Where are you from?
Rey: Nowhere.
Luke: No one's from nowhere.
Rey: Jakku.
Luke: All right, that is pretty much nowhere. Why are you here, Rey from nowhere?
Rey: The Resistance sent me. We need your help. The First Order has become unstoppable–
Luke: Why are you here?
Rey: Something inside me has always been there... but now it's awake, and I'm afraid. I don't know what it is, or what to do with it, and I need help.
Luke: You need a teacher. I can't teach you.
Rey: Why not? I've seen your daily routine. You are not busy.
Luke: I will never train another generation of Jedi. I came to this island to die. It's time for the Jedi... to end.
Rey: Why? Leia sent me here with hope. If she was wrong, she deserves to know why. We all do.

View Quote Ren: Did you come back to say you forgive me? To save my soul?
Luke: No.
[The two draw their lightsabers. Ren charges at Luke, who blocks and dodges each blow as he returns to a ready stance]
Luke: I failed you, Ben. I'm sorry.
Ren: I'm sure you are! The Resistance is dead! The war is over, and when I kill you, I will have killed the last Jedi!
Luke: Amazing. Every word of what you just said was wrong. The Rebellion is reborn today. The war is just beginning. And I will not be the last Jedi.
Ren: I'll destroy her...and you...and all of it.
Luke: [extinguishes his lightsaber] No. Strike me down in anger, and I will always be with you. Just like your father.
[Ren charges at Luke one last time, swinging his lightsaber while screaming furiously. However, he sees that Luke is still standing. Confused, he puts his lightsaber through Luke before staring in horror as he realizes he's been fighting a Force projection all this time. It has also been revealed that Luke is still physically on Ahch-To]
Ren: No...
Luke: See you around, kid. [his Force projection fades away]
Ren: [turning to see that the Resistance has escaped] NO!

View Quote Ladies and gentlemen, children of all ages, I give you... the average man!

View Quote Fat Lady: Order in the court!
The Joker: I'll have a ham on rye. [the assembled freaks groan] It doesn't have to be good to be a classic.

View Quote Commissioner Gordon: Please, tell me what I'm doing here! Somebody!
The Joker: Doing? You're doing what any sane man in your appalling circumstances would do... you're going mad!

View Quote [from trailer] You'll walk as long as you can. But sometimes, the body won't listen. For some of you, your heart will stop. For others, your brain. And the blood will flow... suddenly.

View Quote Boys, it takes heavy, heavy sack to sign up for this contest, and you've all got it. You're men now. As you all know, our country has been in a period of financial struggle since the war, and we did the first Long Walk all those years ago to inspire and re-integrate the value of work ethic. Each year after the event, there's a spike in production. We have the means to return to our former glory. Our problem now is an epidemic of laziness. You boys are the answer. The Long Walk is the answer. When this is broadcast for all the states, your inspiration will continue to elevate our gross national product. We will be number one in the world again! [cheers from the Walkers]

View Quote Now, uh, I'm not going to go through the whole rule-book, but it boils down to this. Walk until there's only one of you left. Maintain a speed of three miles per hour. If you fall below the speed, you get a warning. If you can't make speed in ten seconds, you get an additional warning. Three warnings, you get your ticket. Walk one hour at speed, one warning is erased, and so on. If you step off the pavement, you will get your ticket without warning. The goal is to last the longest. There's one winner, and no finish line. Any of you can win. Any of you can do it if you walk long and steady enough, if you refuse to give up. I look at each and every one of you, and I see hope. Now, boys, who's set to ****in' win? [cheers from the Walkers] I said, who's ready to ****in' win? [louder cheers; he fires a pistol into the air to start the Walk] Luck to all, and remember. Anyone can win.

View Quote Because I will not make my father suffer... again.

View Quote Jacob: This is how you take charge? I trusted you to watch after Joseph. But you abandoned my son, *my son!*
Judah: Aren't we your sons too?

View Quote Joseph: Will you forgive me, for thinking I was some miracle from God?
Judah: But you are a miracle. God sent you to save our family and all of Egypt. And you did.

View Quote [at a house meeting with the covered body of Future Rigby]
Benson: This is crazy... It's crazy! What was he talking about? Time being destroyed?! I... I-I-I-I...
Skips: Why don't you tell us about this time machine?
Mordecai: Well, all we wanted after high school was go to College U together... but Rigby got in and I didn't. So we tried to build a time machine to fix it, but it exploded and destroyed the whole science lab.
Muscle Man: Whoa! Wait, Rigby got accepted and you were rejected? But Rigby doesn't know anything about anything!
Rigby: Hey!!
Muscle Man: You must've really tanked on that college essay.
Mordecai: Pfft! Yeah, who knows? We both got expelled, and our science teacher Mr. Ross got fired. Rigby didn't graduate and lost his scholarship to College University, and I ended up just going to junior college. Rigby crashed with me in my dorm. I dropped out of college, and then we loafed around for a bit, we got this job at the park—
Skips: Okay, okay, I think we're caught up, Monologue Johnson.
Pops: I don't understand. How can Mordecai and Rigby stop being friends?
Hi-Five Ghost: If they can't make it, then you and me have no chance!
Muscle Man: Yeah, bro. What was the future you saying about you having to tell the truth or something? Did Mordo blow you away over some crazy secret?
Rigby: Uh... what? No... I-I don't know! It must be something that happens in the future.
Benson: This can't be happening. This has to be a prank. This has to be a prank! Muscle Man, I won't even be mad at you if you just tell me you're orchestrating all of this.
Muscle Man: Bro, I'm somewhat flattered that you think my craft is at this level, but ultimately I'm deeply offended that A, you'd think I'd put my buns through this turmoil, and B, that you'd think I'd listen to orchestra music!!

View Quote Mr. Ross: You guys. We gotta stop running into each other like this.
Mordecai: Step aside, Ross.
Rigby: Yeah, it's time to finish this!
Mr. Ross: I'LL BE FINISHED WHEN TIME IS ERASED, AND YOU TWO ARE DEAD!!!
(He starts shooting at the two friends.) Mordecai: Stay with the plutonium.
Rigby: Aah! Mordecai!
(He charges at Mr. Ross, grabs his arm and Mr. Ross shoots at the crystal, which zaps and blasts the floor and it falls down) Mordecai: You were the worst teacher!
Mr. Ross: Stuff it!
(He bites Mr. Ross' arm, which makes him drop the gun and kicks it aside. He punches Mr. Ross to the ground, then he gets up, but gets shot by Rigby) Mr. Ross: Yoo-hoo! (punches Rigby)
Mordecai: Rigby!
(Mr. Ross teleports behind him and punches him) Mordecai: Show yourself!
(Mr. Ross teleports near him and punches him three times, but Rigby jumps into his face and tackles him, but he throws Rigby at the crystal, which electrocutes him, then Mordecai charges at the box of plutonium) Mr. Ross: NOOO!!
(Mordecai and the box of plutonium fall to another floor and Mordecai is knocked out as the box lid breaks) Rigby: Mordecai!
(Mr. Ross teleports to Mordecai and grabs him by the neck, choking him as Rigby slide down the ladder to rescue Mordecai and headbutts him. He turns to Rigby and lets go of Mordecai) Mr. Ross: I've been waiting a long time for this!
Rigby: I'm sorry for ruining your dumb volleyball game, okay?! Just let it go, man!
Mr. Ross: "Let it go?!" Do youi know what it feels like to dedicate your life to something and then have it ruined?!
(Rigby looks at Mordecai.) Rigby: Yes I do. And I'm going to work hard to make it right! Mordecai, now!!
(He runs to Mr. Ross pushes him. Rigby trips him and then Mr. Ross falls to his death. Rigby helps Mordecai up.) Mordecai: Thanks.
(The ship shows up, and the others get out.) Skips: You guys alright?
Mordecai: Yeah.
Skips: Whoa, is he gonna regenerate?
Mordecai: No, the fall must have broken his neck collar.
Skips: Let's do what we came here to do.
Rigby: Wait, I need to say something. (to Mordecai) Mordecai, this is all my fault. If I haven't change the letter, you wouldn't have wanted to go back in time and the Timenado would never been created.
Mordecai: Well, I think Mr. Ross had it out for you anyways.
Rigby: It doesn't matter. I robbed you of your future because I was being selfish. You're the only friend I ever had and I couldn't stand the thought of losing you. I held you back and ruined your life, and I'm sorry.
Mordecai: Dude, you didn't ruin my life. What you did was messed up. But I think before I was putting too much blame on you for how things turned out. I've made plenty of mistakes on my own for sure. And if you didn't do what you did, maybe things would have been different. But I take work at a lame job at a park with my best friend, any day.
Rigby: Hmph. Hmph-hmph-hmph
Mordecai: Hmph. Hmph-hmph-hmph.
Mordecai and Rigby: Hmph. Hmph-hmph-hmph-hmph hmph-hmph-hmph.
(Rigby goes to the box of plutonium.) Rigby: Now get out of here. I'm going take care of this on my own.
Mordecai: Rigby, no! You don't have a protective suit, you'll die!
Rigby: I'm tired of you always fixing my problems. This time I'm going to fix it!
Mordecai: No!
Skips: Come on! We've gotta go!
Rigby: Hey Mordecai, one more thing! Saving the world is the best thing I've ever done. So if you can get Benson to make a sweet bronze statue of me to put at the front of the park, that'll be really cool.
Mordecai: NOOOO!
Skips: We have to leave him!
(Rigby lifts up the box of plutonium to the crystal, but is too weak to do it) Skips: Mordecai, it's too late!
Mordecai: No it's not!
(He pushes Skips away and goes to help Rigby.) Mordecai: Rigby!
Rigby: Mordecai, what are you doing?!
Mordecai: I can't let you do this by yourself. Plus, I want to be part of that statue, too.
(They carry the box of plutonium to the crystal, but Mr. Ross regenerates and teleports in front of them) Mr. Ross: (laughs) The game's not over yet, boys! NOW, WHO'S READY TO DIE?! RAAAHHH!!! (Charges at the two friends)
Rigby: NOOO!
Techmo: Rigby, catch!
(He throws his galaxy sword to Rigby, and he jump towards Mr. Ross) Mr. Ross: What the...?
(Rigby swipes the sword at Mr. Ross' neck collar) Mr. Ross: Ha, you missed!
Rigby: Did I?
Mr. Ross: Uh, yeah, you did. (His neck collar breaks) What?
Rigby: Set me up, Mordecai!
(Mordecai sets Rigby up, sends him flying and he hits Mr. Ross' face like a volleyball, sending his head flying) Mr. Ross: NOOOOOOOOOO!!! (His reverse collar revives him all over again) NOOOOOOOO!!! (As he continues screaming, his body retreats) NOOOOOOO!!! This hurts way more than I thought it would!
Rigby: Come on, let's finish this!
(He and Mordecai lift the box of plutonium and threw it to the crystal, which destroys the box and it glows, then they retreat to Rigby's ship with the rest of the guys, and as they escape, the Timenado explodes, and the timeline goes back to normal. Cut to West Anderson High where a reporter of Channel 6. reports about the destroyed science lab.) Reporter: Yes, sad news. A explosion at West Anderson High, has left the entire science department destroyed. Let's go to our area cover jumping Chopper 6, Frank.
Frank Smith: I tell you, Jim. It's pretty crazy down there, I've never seen anything like this.
Past Margret: Whooooa.
Frank Smith: Margret, stay back sweetie.
Principal Dean: So you're telling me you've tried to make a time machine using Mr. Ross' plutonium, and blew up the whole science lab?!?
Past Mordecai and Rigby: Yeah.
Past Mr. Ross: Okay, I can expl- (Principal Dean punches him in the face and falls down on the floor) Ow! (Principal Dean picks him up in the arm)
Principal Dean: You're going to jail, Ross! And you two, I'm calling your parents, you two are expelled!
Past Rigby: Wait! Before you go, I have something to say something to Mr. Ross. (walks to Mr. Ross) I'm sorry for ruining your state championship game, Mr. Ross. I know it meant a lot to you. And if it wasn't for me, you guys totally could have won. I'm sorry.
Past Mr. Ross: (growls angrily, but is relaxed) That's all I been waiting to hear. *phew* man! I feel so much better now. You know, I was about to plan a crazy complicated revenge plan on you but, now I don't feel like doing that at all. Ha! Now I feel like we can be best friends. You guys want to get burgers, my treat. What do you say, Principal Dean, can we get burgers? Principal Dean: No! You're going to jail!
Past Mr. Ross: Oh yeah.
Principal Dean: Now MARCH!
Past Mr. Ross: Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Man! Come on!
Principal Dean: I said march!
(In the park, Past Mordecai and Rigby wave goodbye to the park workers as they return to their own time. Returning to the park, Mordecai props his future self up next to Future Rigby.) Mordecai: Even though they were really cool, I hope we never turn out like them.
Rigby: I promise never to shoot you with a laser.
Mordecai: I promise to never laser you, either. (Upon making these promises, Future Mordecai and Rigby disappear, much to everyone's surprise.)
Mordecai and Rigby: Whoa.
Benson: Well... I guess this wraps a neat little bow around everything.
(Cut to the next day, where we see Benson walking in the hallway to Mordecai & Rigby's room.) Benson: Mordecai, Rigby. A new day of new beginning now you're a little late but we can work on... (He looks to see nothing, then he gets angry, turning red) MORDECAI & RIGBY!!!
(A waiter was picking up a burger and place it in the bag.) Waiter: Okay, that will be $3.95...
(He looks to see ship. The window opens as Rigby peaks out.) Rigby: Uh. Sorry how much?
Waiter: $3.95.
Rigby: Okay. Here you go. (He throws money) Can you just throw a food up here. We're in kinda hurry.
(The waiter throws the bag and Rigby grabs it.) Rigby: Thanks.
Mordecai: Dude! This was a bad idea. We're late!
Rigby: Oh we're not late. We'll never going to be late again.

View Quote [Later Muscle Man and Hi-Five Ghost climbs up back to the crater]
Muscle Man: All right, now to get to back to doing what we do best, guarding a space ship that our only hope to get back hooooome.....?
[The ship is gone in not a sight]
Muscle Man: Is this the right crater?
[The van shows up, and Skips get out and finds out the ship is gone]
Skips: What did you do?!
Muscle Man: Nothing, Skips. Honest. We just went to the bathroom real quick, and when we came back the ship was gone.
Skips: The ship doesn't even work, how can it be gone?! AND WHY ARE YOU NAKED!!?
Muscle Man: You know what? I'll... I'll go over there!
Skips: [sighs] How in the world can this happen? [he finds a black shirt and reads the back] "I Ate From the Trash at Paparelli's."
Hi-Five Ghost: Hey, Muscle Man, didn't you had a shirt like that, since years ago?
Muscle Man: Yeah. [realizes something] Oh, no, bro.