FM Future Mordecai
Ceasefire! Rigby and Benson, you're outnumbered! Dude, you can totally stop this bloodshed! Give up!
Hey, traitor! How's the hand holding up?! [he gets angry, then a warp hole and came out is Mr. Ross]
Mr. Ross Ha! Ha! Ha! You might want to listen to your little friend here. While you're still alive.
Yeah! You need to chill out, man! Forget all about erasing time business!
Mr. Ross "Chill out!?" Oh, I think I was pretty chilled out, when I went to prison because of you and Mordecai's little stunt back in high school But I guess I should thank you for creating this wonderful weapon.
What are you talking about?
Mr. Ross Mordecai and Rigby created the Timenado.
Mr. Ross Oh, I'm the liar?! HA! That's a good one! Isn't that a good one, Mordecai?
FM Future Mordecai
Yeah, hilarious. I know what you did, Rigby! And I'll never forgive you!
PM Past Mordecai
[flashback]
Dude, I didn't get in.
[flashback ends]
Commander Rigby!
It was such a long time ago! I didn't do anything.
I don't need you to tell what you did. If we get of here, could you fix it? Rigby, fix this. That's an order. RAAAH!!!
Run! Run! [starts shooting forces] This one's for Pops! And Skips! And Muscle Man! And Fives!
[Mr. Ross hits a volleyball bomb at Benson and it blows up and Benson dies]
Stupid! STUPID!!
C Computer
[he gets inside his ship and then he takes off, as a blue ship goes after him. Now cut to Future Rigby's ship, Future Rigby is preparing for time travel]
Time circuits on.
Take me back to high school! Gotta fix this!
C Computer
Calculating time jump.
FM Future Mordecai
[Then Future Mordecai's ship shows up and aims his gun at Future Rigby]
Stop that ship in the name of Lord Ross!
What happened to you, man? How can you work for him!?
FM Future Mordecai
I couldn't stay at the park forever! I have to think about my career!
FM Future Mordecai
We're not friends! We haven't been friends since a long time!
C Computer
[The the Time button shows up]
Course, plotted.
FM Future Mordecai
Press that button and I will shoot you!
Hey, Mordecai, GO AHEAD!!
[Future Rigby presses the Time warp button, Future Mordecai and Rigby fire each other as Rigby's ship goes faster]
Mr. Ross You guys. We gotta stop running into each other like this.
Yeah, it's time to finish this!
Mr. Ross: I'LL BE FINISHED WHEN TIME IS ERASED, AND YOU TWO ARE DEAD!!!
(He starts shooting at the two friends.)
Stay with the plutonium.
(He charges at Mr. Ross, grabs his arm and Mr. Ross shoots at the crystal, which zaps and blasts the floor and it falls down)
You were the worst teacher!
Mr. Ross Stuff it!
Mr. Ross (He bites Mr. Ross' arm, which makes him drop the gun and kicks it aside. He punches Mr. Ross to the ground, then he gets up, but gets shot by Rigby)
Yoo-hoo! (punches Rigby)
(Mr. Ross teleports behind him and punches him)
Show yourself!
(Mr. Ross teleports near him and punches him three times, but Rigby jumps into his face and tackles him, but he throws Rigby at the crystal, which electrocutes him, then Mordecai charges at the box of plutonium)
Mr. Ross NOOO!!
(Mordecai and the box of plutonium fall to another floor and Mordecai is knocked out as the box lid breaks)
Mordecai!
(Mr. Ross teleports to Mordecai and grabs him by the neck, choking him as Rigby slide down the ladder to rescue Mordecai and headbutts him. He turns to Rigby and lets go of Mordecai)
Mr. Ross I've been waiting a long time for this!
I'm sorry for ruining your dumb volleyball game, okay?! Just let it go, man!
Mr. Ross "Let it go?!" Do youi know what it feels like to dedicate your life to something and then have it ruined?!
(Rigby looks at Mordecai.)
Yes I do. And I'm going to work hard to make it right! Mordecai, now!!
(He runs to Mr. Ross pushes him. Rigby trips him and then Mr. Ross falls to his death. Rigby helps Mordecai up.)
Thanks.
(The ship shows up, and the others get out.)
You guys alright?
Whoa, is he gonna regenerate?
No, the fall must have broken his neck collar.
Let's do what we came here to do.
Wait, I need to say something. (to Mordecai) Mordecai, this is all my fault. If I haven't change the letter, you wouldn't have wanted to go back in time and the Timenado would never been created.
Well, I think Mr. Ross had it out for you anyways.
It doesn't matter. I robbed you of your future because I was being selfish. You're the only friend I ever had and I couldn't stand the thought of losing you. I held you back and ruined your life, and I'm sorry.
Dude, you didn't ruin my life. What you did was messed up. But I think before I was putting too much blame on you for how things turned out. I've made plenty of mistakes on my own for sure. And if you didn't do what you did, maybe things would have been different. But I take work at a lame job at a park with my best friend, any day.
MA Mordecai and Rigby
Hmph. Hmph-hmph-hmph-hmph hmph-hmph-hmph.
(Rigby goes to the box of plutonium.)
Now get out of here. I'm going take care of this on my own.
Rigby, no! You don't have a protective suit, you'll die!
I'm tired of you always fixing my problems. This time I'm going to fix it!
Hey Mordecai, one more thing! Saving the world is the best thing I've ever done. So if you can get Benson to make a sweet bronze statue of me to put at the front of the park, that'll be really cool.
(Rigby lifts up the box of plutonium to the crystal, but is too weak to do it)
Mordecai, it's too late!
(He pushes Skips away and goes to help Rigby.)
Rigby!
Mordecai, what are you doing?!
I can't let you do this by yourself. Plus, I want to be part of that statue, too.
Mr. Ross (They carry the box of plutonium to the crystal, but Mr. Ross regenerates and teleports in front of them) (laughs)
The game's not over yet, boys! NOW, WHO'S READY TO DIE?! RAAAHHH!!! (Charges at the two friends)
Mr. Ross (He throws his galaxy sword to Rigby, and he jump towards Mr. Ross)
What the...?
Mr. Ross (Rigby swipes the sword at Mr. Ross' neck collar)
Ha, you missed!
Mr. Ross Uh, yeah, you did. (His neck collar breaks) What?
Mr. Ross (Mordecai sets Rigby up, sends him flying and he hits Mr. Ross' face like a volleyball, sending his head flying)
NOOOOOOOOOO!!! (His reverse collar revives him all over again) NOOOOOOOO!!! (As he continues screaming, his body retreats) NOOOOOOO!!! This hurts way more than I thought it would!
Come on, let's finish this!
(He and Mordecai lift the box of plutonium and threw it to the crystal, which destroys the box and it glows, then they retreat to Rigby's ship with the rest of the guys, and as they escape, the Timenado explodes, and the timeline goes back to normal. Cut to West Anderson High where a reporter of Channel 6. reports about the destroyed science lab.)
R Reporter
Yes, sad news. A explosion at West Anderson High, has left the entire science department destroyed. Let's go to our area cover jumping Chopper 6, Frank.
FS Frank Smith
I tell you, Jim. It's pretty crazy down there, I've never seen anything like this.
FS Frank Smith
Margret, stay back sweetie.
PD Principal Dean
So you're telling me you've tried to make a time machine using Mr. Ross' plutonium, and blew up the whole science lab?!?
PM Past Mordecai and Rigby
Yeah.
Past Mr. Ross Okay, I can expl- (Principal Dean punches him in the face and falls down on the floor) Ow! (Principal Dean picks him up in the arm)
PD Principal Dean
You're going to jail, Ross! And you two, I'm calling your parents, you two are expelled!
Wait! Before you go, I have something to say something to Mr. Ross. (walks to Mr. Ross) I'm sorry for ruining your state championship game, Mr. Ross. I know it meant a lot to you. And if it wasn't for me, you guys totally could have won. I'm sorry.
Past Mr. Ross (growls angrily, but is relaxed)
That's all I been waiting to hear. *phew* man! I feel so much better now. You know, I was about to plan a crazy complicated revenge plan on you but, now I don't feel like doing that at all. Ha! Now I feel like we can be best friends. You guys want to get burgers, my treat. What do you say, Principal Dean, can we get burgers?
PD Principal Dean
No! You're going to jail!
Past Mr. Ross Oh yeah.
PD Principal Dean
Now MARCH!
Past Mr. Ross Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Man! Come on!
PD Principal Dean
I said march!
(In the park, Past Mordecai and Rigby wave goodbye to the park workers as they return to their own time. Returning to the park, Mordecai props his future self up next to Future Rigby.)
Even though they were really cool, I hope we never turn out like them.
I promise never to shoot you with a laser.
I promise to never laser you, either. (Upon making these promises, Future Mordecai and Rigby disappear, much to everyone's surprise.)
MA Mordecai and Rigby
Whoa.
Well... I guess this wraps a neat little bow around everything.
(Cut to the next day, where we see Benson walking in the hallway to Mordecai & Rigby's room.)
Mordecai, Rigby. A new day of new beginning now you're a little late but we can work on... (He looks to see nothing, then he gets angry, turning red) MORDECAI & RIGBY!!!
W Waiter
(A waiter was picking up a burger and place it in the bag.)
Okay, that will be $3.95...
(He looks to see ship. The window opens as Rigby peaks out.)
Uh. Sorry how much?
Okay. Here you go. (He throws money) Can you just throw a food up here. We're in kinda hurry.
(The waiter throws the bag and Rigby grabs it.)
Thanks.
Dude! This was a bad idea. We're late!
Oh we're not late. We'll never going to be late again.
