Princess Jasmine [to Aladdin as Prince Ali]
Just go, I mean, jump off the balcony!
Most-quoted role: Princess Jasmine in Aladdin (1992), 14 quotes
Movies Princess Jasmine Princess Jasmine It's all my fault, Rajah. I didn't even know his name.
Princess Jasmine I am not a prize to be won!
Jasmine Oh, Father! Rajah was just playing with him. Weren't you, Rajah? You were just playing with that overdressed, self-absorbed Prince Achmed, weren't you? [she and her tiger chuckle and then see the Sultan glaring at them] Ahem...
Dearest, you've got to stop rejecting every suitor who comes to call! The law says you -
Jasmine [choruses with him]
Must be married to a prince...
... by your next birthday.
Jasmine The law is wrong!
You've only got 3 more days!
Jasmine Father! I hate being forced into this. If I do marry...I want it to be for love.
Jasmine...it's not only this law...I'm not going to be around forever, and, well, I just want to make sure you're taken care of. Provided for.
Jasmine Please, try to understand! I've never done a thing on my own. I've never had any real friends. [Rajah looks up, growling] Except you, Rajah. [Rajah lies down again, smiling] I've never even been outside the palace walls.
But Jasmine, you're a princess.
Jasmine Then maybe I don't wanna be a princess any more!
Ooooh! [to Rajah] Allah forbid you should have any daughters!
[Rajah grunts confusedly]
Well, I guess... this is... goodbye?
Jasmine Oh, that stupid law. This isn't fair. I love you.
Al, no problem. You still got one wish left! Just say the word, and you're a prince again.
But, Genie, what about your freedom?
Hey, it's only an eternity of servitude. [pushes Aladdin and Jasmine closer together] This is love. Al, you're never going to find another girl like her in a million years. Believe me, I know: I've looked.
Genie, I'm gonna miss you.
[tearfully]
Me, too, Al. No matter what anybody says... you'll always be a prince to me. [He and Aladdin hug]
That's right. You have certainly proven your worth as far as I'm concerned! It's that law that's the problem...
Jasmine Father...?
Well, am I Sultan or am I Sultan? From this day forth, the princess shall marry whoever she deems worthy.
Jasmine Him! I choose- I choose you, Aladdin.
Heh. Call me "Al."
Jasmine You came back!
[turns red; winces]
WATCH THE SUNBURN! [turns blue again] A-ha! Kidding! Did you miss me? Be honest.
[Outside the Sultan's Palace of Agrabah at night with Aladdin walking and panting to the stairs]
Razoul! The Sultan's been...
Razoul
SEIZE HIM! You are under arrest, for the murder of the Sultan!
What?! No!
Razoul
[Inside the palace dungeon at night]
And then you went over the waterfall, eh? Ha! How did you survive?
I... I don't know.
Razoul
How very convenient.
It's the truth! Why won't you believe me?
Jafar (Jasmine)
[off-screen]
Because we know you're lying!
Huh?
Jafar (Jasmine)
I found this in your room. My father's turban... slashed!
You can't think...
Jafar (Jasmine)
I thought you loved me! But now I see that all you wanted to do was rule Agrabah!
I never wanted...
Jafar (Jasmine)
He shall die at dawn, for the murder of my father.
Jasmine, please!
Razoul
You're in my hands now, STREET RAT!
[At Jafar's Lab. The sound of a lock is heard. Along with Genie in a glass ball with a spider design, Carpet, Abu and the Sultan in chains, Abis Mal chains and locks the real Jasmine into the wall. Jafar, disguised as Jasmine, looks at the real Jasmine] [laughing evilly]
Oh, you should have seen the look on Aladdin's face when Princess Jasmine sentenced him to death.
Jasmine [gasps]
No!
Oh, yes! And then I get my wish.
Yes, and then you get your wish.
Jasmine [in anger]
Iago! I swear one day you will pay for this!
Heh, I really think you're makin' too big a deal out of this.
Such spirit! [Jasmine ties to bite Jafar's hand] Perhaps after a few days in chains you'll be more kindly disposed toward me. [putting his snake staff closely to her] Especially, if you want your father to remain healthy! Ah, Iago... you betrayed me and allied yourself with my enemies. Then you turned on them as soon as it was in your best interests! That's what I love about you. You're so perfectly... predictable. A villain through and through.
Thank you. Thank you. Whew.
Razoul
[At the dungeon along with Aladdin locked up in chains] [last words; with his executioner's mask smells and sighs]
Dawn!
Jafar (Jasmine)
I'll tell your boyfriend good-bye for you, Princess.
When I get hold of you, Jafar...
Jafar (Jasmine)
I'm SO worried.
Jasmine [in anger]
How could you double-cross Aladdin after all he's done for you?!
Jasmine [sighs]
What are you doing now?
Oh, what does it look like I'm doin'? I'm tryin' to free... the chump genie, so he can... save your chump boyfriend! Squawk!
[the princesses surround her on all sides]
Whoa! Whoa! Ladies, I can explain! See, um... I'm a princess, too.
Wait. What?
Yeah! Princess Vanellope von Schweetz of the Sugar Rush von Schweetzes? I'm sure you've heard of us. It'd be embarrassing for you if you haven't. [laughs nervously]
What kind of a princess are you?
What kind?
Do you have magic hair?
No.
Magic hands?
No.
Do animals talk to you?
No.
Were you poisoned?
No!
Tiana and Aurora
Cursed?
No!
Rapunzel and Belle
Kidnapped or enslaved?
No! Are you guys okay? Should I call the police?
Then I have to assume you made a deal with an underwater sea witch, where she took your voice in exchange for a pair of human legs?
No! Good Lord! Who would do that?!
Have you ever had true love's kiss?
Eww! Barf!
Jasmine
Do you have daddy issues?
I don't even have a mom!
Numerous princesses
Neither do we!
And now for the million dollar question: Do people assume all your problems got solved because a big strong man showed up?
Yes! What is up with that?
All princesses
She is a Princess!
[Snow White vocalizes] [eyes Vanellope's clothing]
Who made your gown? I've never seen anything quite like it.
Oh, this old thing?
Oh, I'd so love to have one of my own.
As would I.
Me, too!
So cool!
Best outfit ever!
I want one too, you guys!
I'll get my mice on this.
[the Princesses are relaxing with Vanellope, all wearing new modern clothes.] [sighs]
So this is love. All hail Princess Vanellope, the queen of comfy.
[the other princesses cheer]
Of all the thingamabobs in this entire world, I never thought I'd get to wear a real... what's it called again? Oh, yeah. A shirt. [sings] I once had a dream that I might wear a shirt...
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! Wait. What's going on?
Jasmine
Uh, she's singing.
Yeah, but there was, like, music and the spotlight and... Wait, you all saw it, too, right?
Tiana
That's what happens when a princess sings about her dreams.
Oh, that's never happened to me, I mean, not even once.
Why don't you give it a try? What is it you really want? Sing about that.
Okay, uh, sure. I can do that. Uh, let's see. [clears throat; sings] Oh, steering wheel, oh, steering wheel. Oh, yes, I want a steering wheel. [scats]
Belle
Well, there's a lot to unpack here. So, this steering wheel you sing of-- That's a metaphor?
Oh, no, no, no, no. It's not a metaphor. It's just... I literally want a steering wheel. I think the issue was I was a little pitchy.
Mulan Maybe a little. But sometimes your song can't start until you go someplace to reflect.
What works for some of us is finding a form of water and staring at it.
What?
Oh, yes. I like to stare at a wishing well.
I stare at the ocean.
Mulan Horse trough.
Soap bubbles.
Wait, you're saying if I just stare at some water...
Important water.
Right, of course, important water. I stare at the important water, and somehow magically, I'll start singing about my dream?
For sure.
Tiana
Mm-hmm.
Uh, yeah. I don't think so, ladies, but thanks.
C-3PO
[C-3PO enters]
Five minutes, Princesses. Another "Which Disney Princess are you?" quizlet starts in five minutes.
Jasmine
[he leaves]
Okay, thank you.
Tiana
Well, I guess it's back to the gowns, girls.
It was lovely to meet you, Vanellope.
Belle
And best of luck finding your song.
Merida Och. Lang may yer lum reek, and may a moose ne'er leave your girnal with a tear drop in his eye. Haste ye back, me lassie!
Uh-huh. What did she just say?
Tiana
We don't know.
We can't understand her.
She's from the other studio.
Ah.
Ralph look, I think you fixed your insecurity.
Yeah I did. [as Virus Ralph disappears] Woohoo! [he starts to fall]
NO!
J.P. Spamley [comes to the rescue]
Park it right here, Ralph! Your old friend J.P. Spamley's got you!
J.P. Spamley [surprised]
Wow, that didn't work. [as Ralph was about to fall to his immediate death the princesses see him falling]
[gasps]
Look up there! It's a big, strong man in need of rescuing! [Moana uses her oar to let out the ocean, Ariel uses it to make a loop-de-loop, and lands on Jasmine's Magic Carpet, and Elsa freezes it into a slide for Ralph. Meanwhile, the other princesses are making their dresses to get Ralph to safety and then he approaches it using the other dresses as parachutes and Ariel sings a few notes to get Pocahontas's attention and she blows him to the place where Aurora got cursed to slumber and Tiana approaches Ralph and uses Naveen to kiss and wake him up from his slumber]
Ah, thanks, Frogger. [notices that the princesses have saved Ralph from falling to his death] Wait a minute, who are all of you?
Jasmine
We're friends of Vanellope's.
Yeah. And any friend of Vanellope's is a friend of ours.
You're welcome.
Yesss
[laughs]
Looking good, big fella!
Hey y'all! [extends his hand that the dress starts to rip as the princesses saw it and laugh] This dress is not made for a big boy. [laughs] It's going right back the alley there. Let me just make a little ajustment. [ajusts the dress and shows his fat belly] There we go. [princesses laugh]
Felix [Approaches to Ralph, sitting peacefully in the bench while watching the sunrise]
Hey. You doing okay there Ralph?
Yeah. I am, actually. I'm doing great. [as the arcade characters reporting to their games] Come on, Felix. Let's get to work, Buddy. [as the two heads off to Fix-It Felix Jr., we zoom back into the plug of the Linkster Wi-Fi router, then we fade to the interior of the arcade section of Litwak's Family Fun Center, we fade to the doors outside, and finally the parking lot in which Del Litwak's car arrives for work, before cutting to the main title]
[glitches into the dressing room of the Disney Princesses; The Disney Princesses gasp]
Uh, hi. [The Disney Princesses surround Vanellope on all sides, ready to attack her with their powers and weapons] Whoa! Whoa! Ladies, I can explain! See, I'm a princess, too.
Yeah! Princess Vanellope von Schweetz of the Sugar Rush von Schweetzes? I'm sure you've heard of us. It'd be embarrassing for you if you haven't. [laughs nervously]
What kind of a princess are you?
What kind?
Do you have magic hair?
No.
Magic hands?
No.
Do animals talk to you?
No.
Were you poisoned?
No!
Tiana and Aurora
Cursed?
No!
Rapunzel and Belle
Kidnapped or enslaved?
No! Are you guys okay? Should I call the police?
Then I have to assume you made a deal with an underwater sea witch (Ursula), where she took your voice in exchange for a pair of human legs?
No! Good Lord! Who would do that?!
Have you ever had true love's kiss?
Jasmine
Do you have daddy issues?
I don't even have a mom!
Numerous princesses
Neither do we!
And now for the million-dollar question: Do people assume all your problems got solved because a big strong man (Wreck-It Ralph) showed up?
Yes! What is up with that?
All princesses
She is a Princess!
[Snow White vocalizes] [eyes Vanellope's clothing]
Who made your gown? I've never seen anything quite like it.
Oh, this old thing?
Oh, I'd so love to have one of my own.
As would I.
Me, too!
So cool!
Best outfit ever!
I want one too, you guys!
I'll get my mice on this. [The Disney Princesses are relaxing with Vanellope, all wearing new modern clothes; Cinderella sighs] So this is love. All hail Princess Vanellope, the queen of comfy.
[the other Disney Princesses cheer]
Of all the thingamabobs in this entire world, I never thought I'd get to wear a real... what's it called again? Oh, yeah. A shirt. [sings] I once had a dream that I might wear a shirt...
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! Wait. What's going on?
Jasmine
Uh, she's singing.
Yeah, but there was, like, music and the spotlight and... Wait, you all saw it, too, right?
Tiana
That's what happens when a princess sings about her dreams.
Oh, that's never happened to me, I mean, not even once.
Why don't you give it a try? What is it you really want? Sing about that.
Okay, uh, sure. I can do that. Uh, let's see. [clears her throat and sings] Oh, steering wheel, oh, steering wheel. Oh, yes, I want a steering wheel. [scats]
Belle
Well, there's a lot to unpack here. So, this steering wheel you sing of-- That's a metaphor?
Oh, no, no, no, no. It's not a metaphor. It's just... I literally want a steering wheel. I think the issue was I was a little pitchy.
Mulan Maybe a little. But sometimes your song can't start until you go someplace to reflect.
What works for some of us is finding a form of water and staring at it.
What?
Oh, yes. I like to stare at a wishing well.
I stare at the ocean.
Mulan Horse trough.
Soap bubbles.
Wait, you're saying if I just stare at some water...
Important water.
Right, of course, important water. I stare at the important water, and somehow magically, I'll start singing about my dream?
For sure.
Tiana
Mm-hmm.
Uh, yeah. I don't think so, ladies, but thanks.
C-3PO
[enters the room]
Five minutes, Princesses. Another "Which Disney Princess are you?" quizlet starts in five minutes. [leaves]
Jasmine
Okay, thank you.
Tiana
Well, I guess it's back to the gowns, girls.
It was lovely to meet you, Vanellope.
Belle
And best of luck finding your song.
Merida [speaking Scottish]
Och. Lang may yer lum reek, and may a moose ne'er leave your girnal with a tear drop in his eye. Haste ye back, me lassie!
Uh-huh... [whispering] What did she just say?
Tiana
We don't know.
We can't understand her.
She's from the other studio.
Ah.