Karan Soni movie quotes

View Quote Hey, who's the new guy?

View Quote [Miles: I'm sorry. Who are you?] I'm glad you asked, new guy. [Miles: I’m not a new guy.] My name is Pavitr Prabhakar. And for the past six months… [Miles: Six? And even he got a watch.] [Gwen: Yeah, uh…]

View Quote What did you just say? "Chai tea?!" "Chai" means "tea", bro! You're saying "tea tea!" Would I ask you for a coffee-coffee with a room of cream-cream?

View Quote Dopinder: I want to become a contract killer.
Deadpool: I'm sorry, what did you say?
Dopinder: Remember when I kidnapped Bandhu and threatened him with great blood?
Deadpool: You kind of killed him.
Dopinder: And then remember the movie Interview with the Vampire?
Deadpool: Don't want to.
Dopinder: When Tom Cruise fed 10-year-old Kirsten Dunst blood for the first time, and she looked up at his smooth, handsome face and said "I want some more..." Oh, Pool, picture me, a 10-year-old Kirsten Dunst!
Deadpool: ...I'll never not picture that. But I can't wait to never speak of this, as soon as possible.

View Quote Headmaster: All you dirty mutants are gonna rot in hell with the boy! Your souls are beyond redemption!
Cable: Let's see your soul, perv! [takes out a knife]
Deadpool: No! No! No! No more! We're better than that! We're better than him! No more senseless violence, no more bloodshed! We'll let karma take care of him.
Headmaster: The day of reckoning is here! [Dopinder suddenly runs over the headmaster in his taxi, followed by silence; Cable winces]
Deadpool: I'm gonna miss him. He seemed great.
Dopinder: [steps out of the taxi, triumphantly] Whoo!!! I'm the brown panther
Deadpool: I could hear you coming the last thirty seconds, I could barely keep a straight face! [laughs]
Dopinder: I want some more...!
Deadpool: I bet you do, Brown Panther.
Deadpool: Good call [To Negasonic and Yukio] You guys coming with us?
Negasonic Teenage Warhead: No, we'll get the kids back to the mansion. Besides, we're X-Men.
Deadpool: No. You're X-People. [taps her on the nose]
Negasonic Teenage Warhead: You're x-hausting.
Deadpool: I see what you did there. Puns.
Negasonic Teenage Warhead: Our door's always open.
Deadpool: That's kind, but I'm not ready to date again, let alone two women.
Negasonic Teenage Warhead: God, you're a douche.
Yukio: [waving] Bye, Wade!
Deadpool: [making a "butterfly" gesture] Bye, Yukio.

View Quote Dopinder: I want to become a contract killer.
Deadpool: I'm sorry, what did you say?
Dopinder: Remember when I kidnapped Bandhu and threatened him with great violence?
Deadpool: Err, you kind of killed him.
Dopinder: And then remember the movie Interview with the Vampire?
Deadpool: Don't want to.
Dopinder: When Tom Cruise fed 10-year-old Kirsten Dunst blood for the first time, and she looked up at his smooth, handsome face and said "I want some more..." Oh, Pool, picture me, a 10-year-old Kirsten Dunst!
Deadpool: ...I'll never not picture that. But I can't wait to never speak of this, as soon as possible. We're here.
[Dopinder stops the taxi; Deadpool steps out, and after a moment's thought, groans and leans back in through the window]
Deadpool: Dopinder? It's me again. Look, a saner man might discourage you from joining the deadly merc business, what with your concave chest and your paper towel tube arms. But you're an eagle, and goddammit, an eagle's gotta soar! You gotta grab those dreams, grab those dreams by the dick-tip and make it rain!
Dopinder: I don't know what that means.
Deadpool: Me neither!
[They both laugh]
Deadpool: I'm gonna see you — [taps his nose] Boop! — at the office. [under his breath, as he leaves] In the sky.
Dopinder: You're my Tom Cruise!
Deadpool: And you're my Kristen Dunst! [to himself] "Kristen"? "Kirsten"?

View Quote Tim: Nate, what's up, man? Did you see? Significant others are welcome at the party.
Drew: Look at that. Looks like we're finally gonna meet Becca.
Nate: Yeah. Um, oh, shoot. Uh, except she's working late tonight. Modelling.
Tim: Is she shooting the cover... of "Full of Shit" magazine?

View Quote Nate: Okay, I'm gonna need both of you assclowns to hack into Clay's phone so we can find him.
Tim: Come on, why would we help you, dude? Seriously?
Drew: Yeah, why would we help you?
Nate: [grabs Tim by the collar] Because I'm your **** boss, and I'm telling you to.
Drew: [turns to Mary] He can't touch him!
Mary: I'll allow it.

View Quote Nate: Allison, are you okay?
Allison: No! I'm not okay. My ex-husband is dating a stripper, Drew is cyberstalking me, and Fred from accounting is like a human **** AMBER Alert. Don't I deserve to date someone who is nice?
Nate: Of course you do. Allison, you're an amazing person. You basically take care of this whole office. And you do it every day, even though most people don't seem to notice. So, yeah, you deserve someone nice.