Parenting. It's a... big-ass mystery.
Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse quotes
Page 1 of 5You know what, it's scary. He says these things that are so smart.
Cool! Well, I guess I'll probably... [starts walking away]
And he does these things that are so stupid. [Miles halts, eyes widened] I just don't want him to mess it up.
Maybe get off the kid's ass.
I'm sorry, what?
What? Wha- I'm-- I don't know.
There’s nowhere to run. My bad everybody, there was somewhere to run.
You made me feel empty, like I had a hole inside me.
We all have holes.
But now I found out what to fill up that hole with. MORE HOLES!
Oh, this? We don't know the sex yet. My husband wants it to be a surprise. He's really corny, but so hot.
You asked me not to do it, so I didn't. I wouldn't.
I was this cool the whole time.
I'm glad you asked, new guy. [Miles: I’m not a new guy.] My name is Pavitr Prabhakar. And for the past six months… [Miles: Six? And even he got a watch.] [Gwen: Yeah, uh…]
Oh, no way! All of us are.
My name is Miguel O'Hara. I'm this dimension's one and only Spider-Man... at least, I was. But I'm not like the others. I don't always like what I have to do, but I know I have to be one to do it. I've given up too much to stop now.
Taking a crap on the establishment, I salute you.
Can't you just act like a regular supervillain so I can catch you?
A'ight, my name's Hobie -- Hobie Brown. I was bitten by a-- Wouldn't you like to know? You know what I mean? And for the last three years, I've been the one and only-- Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. You think I'm gonna show you my secret identity? Come out of it. That is, when I'm not playing shows, antagonizing fascists, staging unpermitted political actions/performing art pieces or having a laugh at the pub with the mandem. I'm not a role model. I was briefly a runway model. I hate the A.M! I hate the P.M! I hate labels! I'm not a hero -- because calling yourself a hero makes you a self-mythologizing narcissistic autocrat.
All stations, stop what you're doing and stop Spider-Man!
Anyone can wear the mask. But how you wear it... that's what matters.