Being Spider-Man is so easy. I wake up, skip the workout 'cause I'm naturally buff and I don't wanna get too big, y'know? Do almost nothing with my amazing hair... [Miles: You don't use any product at all?] Just coconut oil, prayer, some genetics. Then I swing by school, don't really have to try, but I do anyway. I fight a few bad guys, feed a few stray dogs, quick break for a cup of chai with my Maya Auntie.
Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse quotes
Page 2 of 5Can this day get any damn weirder?! [sees Spider-Rex] I guess it can!
Che meravigliosa bellezza! [ Translation: what a wonderful beauty!]
Ciao, ragazzi. [ Translation: Bye, girl!]
Come on. Go easy on the kid. He had a terrible teacher.
Don't tell Mom.
Everyone keeps telling me how my story is supposed to go! Nah... I'mma do my own thing. Sorry man, I'm going home!
Everywhere you go, you're an anomaly! You're the original anomaly! [Gwen: MIGUEL!] The spider that gave you your powers wasn't from your dimension! It was never supposed to bite you! [Gwen: Miguel, don't!] There's a world out there with no Spider-Man to protect them because it bit you instead! You're not supposed to be Spider-Man! [Miles: No, you're lying! I'm Spider-Man!] You're a MISTAKE! If you hadn't been bit, your Peter Parker would have lived! Instead, he died saving you! He would've stopped the collider before it ever went off... Spot wouldn't exist, and none of this... [Miles: Peter!] ...would've happened. And all this time, I have been the only one holding it all together!! [Peter: Miguel, GO EASY ON HIM!] You don't belong here -- you never did.
For years, I've been taking care of this little boy. Making sure he's loved, that he feels like he belongs wherever he wants to be. He wants to go out into the world and do great big things. And what I worry about the most, is they won't look out for you like us.
Goodbye, Gwen.
He... kicked his own butt.
Here we go... [Jessica: Hobie, you're not helping.] Good.
Hey, who's the new guy?
I am the Spot.
I can't lose one more friend.