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Headmaster: All you dirty mutants are gonna rot in hell with the boy! Your souls are beyond redemption!
Cable: Let's see your soul, perv! [takes out a knife]
Deadpool: No! No! No! No more! We're better than that! We're better than him! No more senseless violence, no more bloodshed! We'll let karma take care of him.
Headmaster: The day of reckoning is here! [Dopinder suddenly runs over the headmaster in his taxi, followed by silence; Cable winces]
Deadpool: I'm gonna miss him. He seemed great.
Dopinder: [steps out of the taxi, triumphantly] Whoo!!! I'm the brown panther
Deadpool: I could hear you coming the last thirty seconds, I could barely keep a straight face! [laughs]
Dopinder: I want some more...!
Deadpool: I bet you do, Brown Panther.
Deadpool: Good call [To Negasonic and Yukio] You guys coming with us?
Negasonic Teenage Warhead: No, we'll get the kids back to the mansion. Besides, we're X-Men.
Deadpool: No. You're X-People. [taps her on the nose]
Negasonic Teenage Warhead: You're x-hausting.
Deadpool: I see what you did there. Puns.
Negasonic Teenage Warhead: Our door's always open.
Deadpool: That's kind, but I'm not ready to date again, let alone two women.
Negasonic Teenage Warhead: God, you're a douche.
Yukio: [waving] Bye, Wade!
Deadpool: [making a "butterfly" gesture] Bye, Yukio.
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