Take your mask off, Wade. We must talk. [Deadpool does so] You need fresh start. With train, you can be X-Man.
You're wasting your time, Shiny Jesus. I'm not X-Men material.
Negasonic Teenage Warhead [enters the room with Yukio]
Understatement of the year. Wade, Yukio. Yukio, Wade. [Yukio waves at Deadpool]
What in the heck is this?
Negasonic Teenage Warhead She's my girlfriend, you intolerant shit.
Whoa! Pump the hate brakes, Fox & Friends! I'm just surprised anyone would date you, especially Pinkie Pie from My Little Pony. [winks at Yukio]
[smiling]
I like this guy.
Negasonic Teenage Warhead Give him a chance. [to Deadpool] It's great seeing you like this.
[leaves the room with Negasonic Teenage Warhead]
Bye, Wade. [waves back]
H Headmaster
All you dirty mutants are gonna rot in hell with the boy! Your souls are beyond redemption!
Let's see your soul, perv! [takes out a knife]
No! No! No! No more! We're better than that! We're better than him! No more senseless violence, no more bloodshed! We'll let karma take care of him.
H Headmaster
The day of reckoning is here! [Dopinder suddenly runs over the headmaster in his taxi, followed by silence; Cable winces]
I'm gonna miss him. He seemed great.
[steps out of the taxi, triumphantly]
Whoo!!! I'm the brown panther
I could hear you coming the last thirty seconds, I could barely keep a straight face! [laughs]
I bet you do, Brown Panther.
Good call [To Negasonic and Yukio] You guys coming with us?
Negasonic Teenage Warhead No, we'll get the kids back to the mansion. Besides, we're X-Men.
No. You're X-People. [taps her on the nose]
Negasonic Teenage Warhead You're x-hausting.
I see what you did there. Puns.
Negasonic Teenage Warhead Our door's always open.
That's kind, but I'm not ready to date again, let alone two women.
Negasonic Teenage Warhead God, you're a douche.
[making a "butterfly" gesture]
Bye, Yukio.
Negasonic Teenage Warhead [while fixing Cable's time-travel device]
How something so small generates enough energy to reverse time...
Ugh! Just fix it, Eleven, or I'll take it to the Genius bar.
Cable's going to kill you when he finds out.
Negasonic Teenage Warhead Why do you think I'm helping him? [tosses the device back to Deadpool]
The Lord works in mysterious ways... don't I? Good day.
[waves cheerfully]
Bye, Wade.
[dropping her smile]
That was probably a bad idea.
Negasonic Teenage Warhead What have we done?
