Why can't I just die?
Colossus
Take your mask off, Wade. We must talk. [Deadpool does so] You need fresh start. With train, you can be X-Man.
You're wasting your time, Shiny Jesus. I'm not X-Men material.
[enters the room with Yukio]
Understatement of the year. Wade, Yukio. Yukio, Wade. [Yukio waves at Deadpool]
What in the heck is this?
She's my girlfriend, you intolerant shit.
Whoa! Pump the hate brakes, Fox & Friends! I'm just surprised anyone would date you, especially Pinkie Pie from My Little Pony. [winks at Yukio]
Give him a chance. [to Deadpool] It's great seeing you like this.
