Dopinder
I want to become a contract killer.
Deadpool
I'm sorry, what did you say?
Dopinder
Remember when I kidnapped Bandhu and threatened him with great violence?
Deadpool
Err, you kind of killed him.
Dopinder
And then remember the movie Interview with the Vampire?
Deadpool
Don't want to.
Dopinder
When Tom Cruise fed 10-year-old Kirsten Dunst blood for the first time, and she looked up at his smooth, handsome face and said "I want some more..." Oh, Pool, picture me, a 10-year-old Kirsten Dunst!
Deadpool
...I'll never not picture that. But I can't wait to never speak of this, as soon as possible. We're here.
Deadpool
Dopinder? It's me again. Look, a saner man might discourage you from joining the deadly merc business, what with your concave chest and your paper towel tube arms. But you're an eagle, and goddammit, an eagle's gotta soar! You gotta grab those dreams, grab those dreams by the dick-tip and make it rain!
Dopinder
I don't know what that means.
Deadpool
Me neither!
Deadpool
I'm gonna see you — [taps his nose] Boop! — at the office. [under his breath, as he leaves] In the sky.
Dopinder
You're my Tom Cruise!
Deadpool
And you're my Kristen Dunst! [to himself] "Kristen"? "Kirsten"?
