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Dopinder: I want to become a contract killer.
Deadpool: I'm sorry, what did you say?
Dopinder: Remember when I kidnapped Bandhu and threatened him with great blood?
Deadpool: You kind of killed him.
Dopinder: And then remember the movie Interview with the Vampire?
Deadpool: Don't want to.
Dopinder: When Tom Cruise fed 10-year-old Kirsten Dunst blood for the first time, and she looked up at his smooth, handsome face and said "I want some more..." Oh, Pool, picture me, a 10-year-old Kirsten Dunst!
Deadpool: ...I'll never not picture that. But I can't wait to never speak of this, as soon as possible.
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