What's your name?
Lester Lester... Lester the Molester Cockenschtuff.
Wow. That's a great porn name.
Lester I get to pick a porn name?... Then I want to be called... Pete Jones.
4th most-quoted character in Zack and Miri Make a Porno (2008): in 3 of its 26 quotes
Most scenes with: Zack Brown (2)
Scenes with Lester
3 scenes Lester Lester Lester Hey Stacey. You like dogs?
Stacey
Yeah. Especially pocket dogs.
Lester Oh. I really liked porking you. It made my dick feel good.
Stacey
Me too. Except for the dick part because I don't have one but the good part.
Lester Cool. Well, see ya.
Stacey
Bye.
Lester I even tried to talk her into givin' me the ****in' Dutch Rudder . . . shot me down on that, too.
And a Dutch Rudder is . . . ?
Lester You don't know what a Dutch Rudder— All right, you grab your dick, and then you have somebody else work your arm. Here, lemme show you. Grab my arm— I'm grabbing my dick, you're grabbing my arm . . . Now work it. Work my arm. See that shit? Now work it up and down. See that? See, it's like somebody else is jerking you off. And of course, there's the Double Dutch Rudder . . . which, I grab my dick, you grab your dick, you work my arm, I work your arm. Same time! Same time. It's like jerkin' off together, but not gay. [Shakes head.] We're not touchin' dicks! Each other's dicks, anyway; I'm touchin' my own dick. You're workin' it, and I'm lovin' it. It feels good, sir . . . Try me! C'mon!
