Delaney, my friend, you are On-Ur-Knees Bend-Over.
Delaney
Man, I can't be in no porno. My wife will kill me.
Hump me, On-Ur-Knees Bend-Over. You're my only hump.
Delaney
On the other hand, **** my wife.
I've known her since the first grade, you don't **** someone you met in the first grade.
Delaney
Excuse me, I met my wife in kindergarten, we got married senior year, and she's been the queen of my world ever since.
But what if you could do it all over again?
Delaney
I would jerk off and live by myself. That woman is the bane of my existence.
Delaney
What? Han Solo ain't never had no sex with Princess Leia in the Star War!
Can I get a coffee, black?
Delaney
Can't you see we talking, white?
