Lester: I even tried to talk her into givin' me the ****in' Dutch Rudder . . . shot me down on that, too.
Zack Brown: And a Dutch Rudder is . . . ?
Lester: You don't know what a Dutch Rudder— All right, you grab your dick, and then you have somebody else work your arm. Here, lemme show you. Grab my arm— I'm grabbing my dick, you're grabbing my arm . . . Now work it. Work my arm. See that shit? Now work it up and down. See that? See, it's like somebody else is jerking you off. And of course, there's the Double Dutch Rudder . . . which, I grab my dick, you grab your dick, you work my arm, I work your arm. Same time! Same time. It's like jerkin' off together, but not gay. [Shakes head.] We're not touchin' dicks! Each other's dicks, anyway; I'm touchin' my own dick. You're workin' it, and I'm lovin' it. It feels good, sir . . . Try me! C'mon!
Zack Brown: And a Dutch Rudder is . . . ?
Lester: You don't know what a Dutch Rudder— All right, you grab your dick, and then you have somebody else work your arm. Here, lemme show you. Grab my arm— I'm grabbing my dick, you're grabbing my arm . . . Now work it. Work my arm. See that shit? Now work it up and down. See that? See, it's like somebody else is jerking you off. And of course, there's the Double Dutch Rudder . . . which, I grab my dick, you grab your dick, you work my arm, I work your arm. Same time! Same time. It's like jerkin' off together, but not gay. [Shakes head.] We're not touchin' dicks! Each other's dicks, anyway; I'm touchin' my own dick. You're workin' it, and I'm lovin' it. It feels good, sir . . . Try me! C'mon!
Lester : I even tried to talk her into givin' me the ****in' Dutch Rudder . . . shot me down on that, too.
Zack Brown : And a Dutch Rudder is . . . ?
Lester : You don't know what a Dutch Rudder— All right, you grab your dick, and then you have somebody else work your arm. Here, lemme show you. Grab my arm— I'm grabbing my dick, you're grabbing my arm . . . Now work it. Work my arm. See that shit? Now work it up and down. See that? See, it's like somebody else is jerking you off. And of course, there's the Double Dutch Rudder . . . which, I grab my dick, you grab your dick, you work my arm, I work your arm. Same time! Same time. It's like jerkin' off together, but not gay. [Shakes head.] We're not touchin' dicks! Each other's dicks, anyway; I'm touchin' my own dick. You're workin' it, and I'm lovin' it. It feels good, sir . . . Try me! C'mon!
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