[Coach Klein is agape at Bobby's tackling ability]
Bobby. Bobby! Can you do this for me? Every single game, can you do this?
Bobby Boucher Coach, not only will I do it for you, I... I... I... yes, yes, I'll do it for you.
Played by Adam Sandler 
The Waterboy (1998) · 9 quotes
The Waterboy (1998) · 9 quotes
Most-quoted character in The Waterboy (1998): in 6 of its 9 quotes
Most scenes with: Coach Klein (4)
Scenes with Bobby Boucher
6 scenes Bobby Boucher Is there any sport that you do watch? You know, a physical sport? Boxing? Hockey?
Bobby Boucher I-wrestling.
Wrestling! Wrestling is good. Who's your favorite wrestler?
Bobby Boucher Well, even though he was slightly discourteous to me recently, I'm gonna have to say Captain Insane-O.
kay, okay, I want you to do to Casey...what Captain Insane-O does to the bad guy. Go.
Casey
[Bobby gouges Casey's eyes, players gasp]
He poked me in the eye!
Bobby Boucher Captain Insane-O shows no mercy.
Bobby Boucher [looks up to see a jug of polluted water]
That is the water that you serve to your players?
Uh huh.
Bobby Boucher It is imperative that you allow me to be your waterboy.
I can't hire you. I can't hire anybody. We're the poorest footb...
Bobby Boucher You do not have to...have to pay me. I-I will do it for free. Just promise me that you will never distribute the contents of that jug to any human person.
Bobby Boucher Mama, I gotta read this book and six other books tonight or else I can't play foot...ball.
Mama Boucher
Foolsball? You playin' the foolsball behind my back?!
Bobby Boucher The only reason I'm doing this is so I can go to school.
Mama Boucher
School?! You're going to school?! Aaaah!
Bobby Boucher I'm sorry, mama. I wanted to tell you.
Mama Boucher
You're out there gallivanting with all yo' foolsball friends in school, while I'm sitting here all day with no one to keep me company, except Steve? [gestures to donkey drinking out of toilet bowl] The chickens are coming home to roost, Bobby Boucher. You'll rid yourself of yo' selfish ways. You gonna lose all your fancy "foolsball" games, and you're gonna fail your big exam, because school is-
Bobby Boucher -the devil?! [Mama gasps] Everything is the devil to you, Mama! Well, I like school, and I like football! And I'm gonna keep doin' them both because they make me feel good! [runs out, turns back at Mama] And by the way, Mama. Alligators are ornery 'cause of their "medulla oblongata"! [runs out the door, then back in] And I like Vicki, and she like me back! And she showed me her boobies and I like them too! [slams the door on Mama]
[during half-time at the Bourbon Bowl, the team is in the locker room lamenting their game options]
Anybody got an idea? [silence]
Derek Wallace Hey, remember the time Bobby tackled the referee by mistake? [Everybody chuckles]
Lyle Robideaux Yeah, that was pretty funny. How 'bout the time Bobby tackled the guy from Louisville, and threw him into the stands?[Everybody laughs]
Guy Grenouille
Y'all remember the time he intercepted the ball and his pants fell off, and he ran for the touchdown bare ass? [Everybody laughs again]
Farmer Fran Remember the time Bobby Boucher... [begins to mumble, everyone stares at him]
Bobby Boucher [shows up in the locker room by surprise]
Remember the time Bobby Boucher showed up at halftime and the Mud Dogs won the Bourbon Bowl, do ya? [Everybody starts cheering and shouting]
Roberto [Bobby Boucher and Vicki are ready to drive off in his JUST MARRIED lawnmower, but a car suddenly stops in front of them and a seemingly **** man appears]
Bobby? It's me! Your dad! Roberto!
Bobby Boucher Dad?
Roberto You know, I've seen you on the ESPN, when they was talkin' about you bein' drafted by the NFL.
Bobby I'm not going to the NFL. I'm gonna stay in school and graduate.
Roberto The hell with school, dopey! Take the money! You and me can be partners! Just like that Tiger Woods and his dad! [as he sees Mama bolting towards him in rage] Uh-oh.
Bobby Boucher [Mama decks Roberto out of revenge for abandoning both her and Bobby years ago. The crowd cheers to this]
Nice hit, Mama!
Mama Boucher
Thanks, baby. Now go on, have fun becomin' a man.
(Bobby wakes up the next morning in the hospital just as Mama Boucher wakes from her “coma”.) Bobby Boucher: Mama! Oh, Thank God you’re all right!! I’m so sorry Mama!
Mama: Oh there now, hush. I should’ve shown this to you a long ago.
(Mama hands Bobby her photo album and sees picture of a James Dean type next to his mama at a younger age) Bobby: Oh my word. Is that my daddy?
Mama: Nah. Nah, that was the guy before I ever met your father. You can a iron on a shirt on his stomach. Hell, that was lust, not love. Turn the page.
(Bobby, with a puzzled look, turns the page to see...a cross eyed brain dead looking Cajun man) Mama: THERE’S your daddy.
Bobby:Oooooohhhhh.....
