Coach Klein [Coach Klein is agape at Bobby's tackling ability]
Bobby. Bobby! Can you do this for me? Every single game, can you do this?
Coach, not only will I do it for you, I... I... I... yes, yes, I'll do it for you.
Played by Henry Winkler 
The Waterboy (1998) · 9 quotes
The Waterboy (1998) · 9 quotes
2nd most-quoted character in The Waterboy (1998): in 4 of its 9 quotes
Most scenes with: Bobby Boucher (4)
Scenes with Coach Klein
4 scenes Coach Klein Coach Klein Is there any sport that you do watch? You know, a physical sport? Boxing? Hockey?
I-wrestling.
Coach Klein Wrestling! Wrestling is good. Who's your favorite wrestler?
Well, even though he was slightly discourteous to me recently, I'm gonna have to say Captain Insane-O.
Coach Klein kay, okay, I want you to do to Casey...what Captain Insane-O does to the bad guy. Go.
Casey
[Bobby gouges Casey's eyes, players gasp]
He poked me in the eye!
Captain Insane-O shows no mercy.
Coach Klein [after drinking Bobby's water]
This is good. This is much better than what I serve.
[looks up to see a jug of polluted water]
That is the water that you serve to your players?
Coach Klein Uh huh.
It is imperative that you allow me to be your waterboy.
Coach Klein I can't hire you. I can't hire anybody. We're the poorest footb...
You do not have to...have to pay me. I-I will do it for free. Just promise me that you will never distribute the contents of that jug to any human person.
Coach Klein [pause]
That's a deal.
Coach Klein [during half-time at the Bourbon Bowl, the team is in the locker room lamenting their game options]
Anybody got an idea? [silence]
Derek Wallace Hey, remember the time Bobby tackled the referee by mistake? [Everybody chuckles]
Lyle Robideaux Yeah, that was pretty funny. How 'bout the time Bobby tackled the guy from Louisville, and threw him into the stands?[Everybody laughs]
Guy Grenouille
Y'all remember the time he intercepted the ball and his pants fell off, and he ran for the touchdown bare ass? [Everybody laughs again]
Farmer Fran Remember the time Bobby Boucher... [begins to mumble, everyone stares at him]
[shows up in the locker room by surprise]
Remember the time Bobby Boucher showed up at halftime and the Mud Dogs won the Bourbon Bowl, do ya? [Everybody starts cheering and shouting]
