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Bobby Boucher: Mama, I gotta read this book and six other books tonight or else I can't play foot...ball.
Mama Boucher: Foolsball? You playin' the foolsball behind my back?!
Bobby Boucher: The only reason I'm doing this is so I can go to school.
Mama Boucher: School?! You're going to school?! Aaaah!
Bobby Boucher: I'm sorry, mama. I wanted to tell you.
Mama Boucher: You're out there gallivanting with all yo' foolsball friends in school, while I'm sitting here all day with no one to keep me company, except Steve? [gestures to donkey drinking out of toilet bowl] The chickens are coming home to roost, Bobby Boucher. You'll rid yourself of yo' selfish ways. You gonna lose all your fancy "foolsball" games, and you're gonna fail your big exam, because school is-
Bobby Boucher: -the devil?! [Mama gasps] Everything is the devil to you, Mama! Well, I like school, and I like football! And I'm gonna keep doin' them both because they make me feel good! [runs out, turns back at Mama] And by the way, Mama. Alligators are ornery 'cause of their "medulla oblongata"! [runs out the door, then back in] And I like Vicki, and she like me back! And she showed me her boobies and I like them too! [slams the door on Mama]
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