George All these people live here. This is a commune.
We prefer 'intentional community.' We're not a bunch of hippies sitting around playing guitar.
Played by Paul Rudd 
Wanderlust (2012) · 17 quotes
Wanderlust (2012) · 17 quotes
Most-quoted character in Wanderlust (2012): in 7 of its 17 quotes
Most scenes with: Seth (2)
Can somebody go a day in this place without a dick in their face?
Scenes with George Gergenblatt
6 scenes George
Wayne
My name's Wayne by the way. I'm a nudist.
George Oh yes, we noticed your penis earlier.
Wayne
Touche.
If you want to pick a fight with your sexual chi, it's just going to drive it inwards - and that invites disease, and death.
George Man, not a fan of death.
Almond
[very, very pregnant]
People treat sex like it's this huge deal with crazy life consequences...
Eva
Hey George.
George Hey Eva. I didn't see you there.
Eva
You look sad.
George Well...
Eva
Everything that's been happening in your life recently, the fact that you're walking on two feet at all, I mean, it's amazing. Seriously, George.
George I've been walking on two feet for most of my adult life.
Eva
[they laugh]
Oh George, I like you.
George I like you too Eva.
Eva
We should make love sometime.
George What happened?
Rodney
I took our car over to town, came back around the back road and boom -- cut to: in the pond.
George What exactly happened?
Rodney
I took our car to town, came back, boom, cut to: in the pond.
George No don't cut to in the pond, don't cut!
Rodney
I'm with you man.
George [Talking to himself in a mirror]
This was your idea, George. It's a good idea, right? It's a good idea. Monogamy is sexual slavery. She got an exquisite pussy. Well, how 'bout my exquisite erection? Huh? Eva, what do you think? Do you like my exquisite erection? Do you like my erection selection? What do you think, Eva? Yeah? You gon' take it? You gon' take that dick? You gon' take that dick? I'm gon' pop off a piece of my dick! Oh, yeah, I'm fixins to **** ya. I'm gon' **** ya. I'm gon' get it all up in yo vag. Get it up in yo vag with my dick... with my dick! Gonna put it in with my dick! I gon' puts my dick in. I GON' PUTS MY DICK IN!
Rodney
[Rodney walks in the room]
'Sup, man. You alright?
George Hey, man. What's up?
