Transformers (2007) quotes

View Quote Agent Simmons: Hey kid, I think we got off to a bad start, huh? You must be hungry. You want a latte, ho-ho, double vente machiatto...
Sam Witwicky: Where's my car?
Tom Banachek: Son, I need you to listen to me very carefully. People can die here. We need to know everything you know and we need to know it now.
Sam Witwicky: Okay, but first I want my car, my parents - maybe you could write that down. Oh, and [looks at Mikaela] her juvy record, that's gotta be gone - like forever.
Tom Banachek: Come with me, we'll talk about your car.
Mikaela Banes: [to Sam] Thank you.
Agent Simmons: [forcing a smile] The man's an extortionist.

View Quote Agent Simmons: All right, you've all had direct contact with the NBEs...
Tech Sgt. Epps: [confused] NBEs?
Agent Simmons: Non-Biological Extraterrestrials. Try to keep up with the acronyms.
Tom Banachek: What you're about to see is totally classified... [Megatron is revealed]
John Keller: [awestruck] Dear God, what is that?
Tom Banachek: We think that when he made his approach over the North Pole, our gravitational field screwed up his telemetry and crashed into the ice, probably a few thousand years age. We shipped him here to this facility in 1934.
Agent Simmons: We call him NBE-1.
Sam Witwicky: I don't mean to correct you on all that you think you know, but that's Megatron. He's the leader of the Decepticons.
Tom Banachek: He's been in cryo-stasis since 1935. Your great-great-grandfather made one of the greatest discoveries in the history of mankind.
Agent Simmons: Fact is, you're looking at the source of the modern age. The microchip, lasers, cars, space flight: all reverse-engineered by studying him. [sneers at Sam] NBE-1, that's what we call it!
John Keller: And you didn't think the United States Military might need to know that you're keeping a hostile alien robot frozen in the basement?
Agent Simmons: Until these events, we had no credible threats to national security.
John Keller: Well, you got one now!

View Quote [Frenzy has infiltrated Sector 7's bunker where the Allspark is located - all are speaking in Cybertronian]
Frenzy: Allspark located.
Starscream: This is Starscream. All Decepticons, mobilize.
Barricade: Barricade en-route.
Devastator: Devastator reporting.
Bonecrusher: Bonecrusher rolling.
Blackout: Blackout incoming. All hail Megatron!

View Quote [Epps and Glen stare at the gashes in the Allspark chamber]
Tech Sgt. Epps: Whoa. Has Freddy Krueger been in here?
Glen Whitmann: Naw, man! Freddy Krueger's got four blades, that's only three! That's Wolverine! [growls and laughs] Right, that's Wolverine? [Epps looks very unimpressed]
Agent Simmons: That's very funny. [Glenn falls slient, offended] Does anyone have any mechanical devices? BlackBerry, key alarm, cell phone?
Glen Whitmann: I got a phone. [hands it to Simmons]
Agent Simmons: Nokias are real nasty. You gotta respect the Japanese; they know the way of the Samurai.
Maggie Madsen: Nokia's from Finland.
John Keller: Yes, but he's, uh... [quietly] you know, strange. He's a little strange.
[Simmons flips a switch, shooting electricity into the box; the cellphone transforms into a well-armed miniature robot that starts shooting at the box with a gatling gun]
Agent Simmons: We're able to harness the Cube's radiation and funnel it into that box. Mean little sucker, huh?
Maggie Madsen: That thing is freaky!
Agent Simmons: Kinda like the itty-bitty Energizer Bunny from Hell, huh?!

View Quote [Sector 7 agents and the special forces are in a Mexican standoff after Sam demands the return of Bumblebee]
Agent Simmons: There's an alien war going on, and you wanna start shooting?!
Capt. Lennox: We didn't ask to be here.
Agent Simmons: I'm ordering you under S7 executive jurisdiction!
Tech Sgt. Epps: S7 don't exist!
Capt. Lennox: Yeah, and we don't take orders from people who don't exist!
Agent Simmons: I'm gonna count to five.
Capt. Lennox: I'm gonna count to three. [grabs Simmons by the collar and shoves the muzzle of his pistol into the Sector 7 agent's chest]
John Keller: SIMMONS!
Agent Simmons: Yeah?
John Keller: I'd do as he says. Losing's really not an option for these guys.
Agent Simmons: [to Lennox] Okay, okay. You want to lay the fate of the world on the kid's Camaro? That's cool.

View Quote Bumblebee: [through his radio] Message from Starfleet, Captain. Let's get to it!
Capt. Lennox: He's right. If we stay here, we're screwed with Megatron in the other hanger. Mission City is 22 miles away. We're going to sneak that Cube out of here and hide it somewhere in the city.
John Keller: Good, right!
Capt. Lennox: But we cannot make a stand without the Air Force.
John Keller: This place must have some sort of radio link.
Agent Simmons: Yes!
John Keller: Short wave, CB.
Agent Simmons: Right, yes!
Capt. Lennox: [to Keller] Sir, you're going to have to find some way to get word out of them. Let's move!
Agent Simmons: [to Keller] In the alien archives, sir! There's an old Army radio console!
John Keller: Will it work?
Agent Simmons: Anything's possible! Did you see that...?

View Quote [The humans and Autobots are fleeing Hoover Dam; the Allspark is in Bumblebee's backseat]
Sam Witwicky: The Cube's okay?
Mikaela Banes: Yeah, it's fine.
Sam Witwicky: Put the seatbelt on.

View Quote Starscream: I live to serve you, Lord Megatron!
Megatron: Where is the Cube?
Starscream: The humans have taken it!
Megatron: [growls] You failed me yet again, Starscream. GET THEM!

View Quote Tech Sgt. Epps: [radioing to a lone F-22 flying overhead] Raptor, Raptor, do you copy? We have you visual. Green smoke is the mark, provide air cover and vector Black Hawks for extraction.
[The F-22, guided by the smoke, turns and head for them, but there's no answer]
Ironhide: [transforms] It's Starscream!
Tech Sgt. Epps: Please tell me you copy...
Ironhide: Back up, take cover! Bumblebee...!
[With Bumblebee's help, Ironhide grabs a truck and uses it as a shield as Starscream comes closer]
Capt. Lennox: Oh no, no, no, no, MOVE!
Ironhide: Back up! Back up! Incoming!
Capt. Lennox: Retreat, fall back!
[Starscream strafes the ground, blasting everyone to the ground]
Capt. Lennox: What the hell was that?
Tech Sgt. Epps: What are you talking about?
Capt. Lennox: What do you mean, what am I talking about? They shot at us!
Tech Sgt. Epps: F-22 pilots would never fly below buildings! That's alien! That ain't friendly!

View Quote Jazz: Is that all you got, Megatron?
Megatron: Come here, little cretin!
Jazz: You want a piece of me? You want a piece?!
Megatron: No! I want two! [rips Jazz in half]

View Quote Captain Lennox: Sam, where's the Cube?
Sam Witwicky: [pointing to the ground] Right there!
Captain Lennox: Right! Here, take this flare! Take the Cube, and head to that building! Get to the top, and light a flare! There's some Black Hawks coming! One of them will come to you and get in and take and take the Cube to the authorities!
Sam Witwicky: What? No, I can't do this!
Captain Lennox: Listen to me! You're a soldier now! All right, I need you take this Cube, get it into military hands while we hold them off, or a lot of people are gonna die. [to Mikaela] You got to go, you got to go.
Mikaela Banes: No, I'm not leaving.
Captain Lennox: You need to go.
Mikaela Banes: No, I'm not leaving till I get Bumblebee out of here, okay?
Ironhide: Sam, we will protect you.
Captain Lennox: Epps, where are those planes?
Mikaela Banes: Sam, no matter what happens... I'm really glad I got in that car with you.
Ironhide: Sam, get to the building! Move!

View Quote Optimus Prime: [dives into battle and transforms] Megatron!
Megatron: [tosses Jazz's dismembered corpse aside] PRIME!

View Quote Megatron: Humans don't deserve to live!
Optimus Prime: They deserve to choose for themselves!
Megatron: Then you shall die with them!! [throws Prime a distance away; he joins his arms together, forming his fusion cannon] JOIN THEM IN EXTINCTION!!

View Quote Megatron: Is it fear or courage that compels you, fleshling?
Sam Witwicky: [terrified] Oh my God... Where do I go?
Megatron: Give me the Allspark, and you may live to be my pet.
Sam Witwicky: [still making a stand] I'M NEVER GIVING YOU THIS ALL SPARK!
Megatron: Oh, so unwise...
[With a roar, Megatron pulls out a flair from his arm and smashes the rooftop, sending a screaming Sam plummeting towards the ground]
Optimus Prime: [grabbing Sam] I got you, boy! Hold on to the Cube!
[Prime leaps down, but Megatron grabs him, and all three tumble down into the street]

View Quote Optimus Prime: Sam, you risked your life to protect the Cube?
Sam Witwicky: No sacrifice, no victory.
Optimus Prime: If I cannot defeat Megatron, you must push the Cube into my chest. I will sacrifice myself to destroy it. Get behind me. [Sam does so] It's you and me, Megatron!
Megatron: No, it's just me, Prime!
Optimus Prime: At the end of this day, one shall stand... one shall fall!
Megatron: You still fight for the weak! That is why you lose!