A scene from This Is the End 2013
Seth Rogen
[taking inventory of the food and supplies at James' house]

We got 12 bottles of water, 56 beers, two vodkas, four whiskeys, six bottles of wine, tequila, Nutella, cheese, pizza, eggs, bananas, apples, bacon, steaks, pancake mix, C.T. Crunch, milk, ketchup, a Milky Way, a half-ounce of Sour Diesel, 3 1/2 grams Grand Master Kush, one ounce of 'shrooms, 15 pills of ecstasy, a porno mag, a baseball bat and a video camera from the movie 27 Hours.

James Franco
[correcting Seth]

127 Hours.

Seth Rogen

Uh... 127 Hours, and a functioning revolver from the movie Flyboys.

James Franco

Old faithful. [picks up the gun]

Jay Baruchel

Jesus.

James Franco

Thing’s real. No, I kept this from the movie.

Seth Rogen

Yeah.

James Franco

This is an actual revolver.

Seth Rogen

I see, yeah.

Craig Robinson

Franco, that’s very uncomfortable. Could you put that thing down, please?

James Franco

Loaded.

Jonah Hill

Love it.

Jay Baruchel

Awesome. Can you just put the gun away?

James Franco

I always keep my props.

Jay Baruchel

That’s really cool.

James Franco

Always keep my props. I know how to handle it.

Jonah Hill

He knows what he’s doing. I like this bit. I like it. I get it. Let me see.

James Franco

It’s real. It’s heavy.

Jonah Hill

Let me see it like that.

Craig Robinson
[James tosses the gun to Jonah]

Goddamn!

Seth Rogen

Come on, guys! You could kill…

James Franco

Careful.

Jonah Hill
[pretends to shoot it]

Bang, bang!

Jay Baruchel

Jesus!

Seth Rogen

Please put it down!

Jay Baruchel

Oh, ****!

Jonah Hill

Bang, bang, bang! You’re dead!

Jay Baruchel

I hope you’re **** happy.

Jonah Hill

Pow, pow, pow!

Seth Rogen

Stop- Guys, stop **** with the gun!

Jay Baruchel

Jesus. Jesus!

Jonah Hill

Pow! Pow! Bang!

Seth Rogen

It’s a real gun! It’s so funny. It’s so funny.

Jonah Hill

Guys, it’s funny.

Jay Baruchel

It’s not funny! We’re getting sidetracked.

Jonah Hill

I’m sorry. I’m sorry. I’ll just kill myself.

All

No!

Seth Rogen

Don’t do that Jonah!

Jay Baruchel

Jesus!

James Franco

Jonah, give it back.

Jonah Hill

I don’t know! I don’t know! [puts the gun in his mouth]

James Franco

Don’t do that!

Seth Rogen

Oh, dude!

Jay Baruchel

Hey, come on! Come on, no, don’t! Jesus!

Craig Robinson

Would you put the thing down?!

Jonah Hill

The whole… I’m trying to have some fun, man. Look, just because a bunch of people fell into a hole outside doesn’t mean we can’t have some fun. We’re a bunch of best friends hanging out. It’s like a sleepover.

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