Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby quotes
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Reese Bobby
Ricky Bobby
Texas Ranger Bobby
Walker Bobby
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Dear Tiny, Infant, Jesus...
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You have spilled my macchiato.
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[when asked about what French people are famous for] We invented democracy, existentialism, and the m?nage-à-trois.
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Abracadabra, homes.
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What has America ever given the world, apart from George Bush, Cheerios, and the Thighmaster?
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[Getting thrown out of Ricky's school] You people are in the wrong on this one! So in the wrong! This is egregious! You hear me? Egregious!
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Grandfather, can't we resolve this conflict without anger?
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Hakuna Matata, bitches!
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You're gonna break us like wild horses, ain't you?
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One of you Turds is gonna get smacked in the mouth
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Go shave your balls, you dusty old fart!
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By the way, Ricky, I watched the Highlander movie. It was shit!
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I'm not sure what to do with my hands.
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Speed News Announcer: Before each race, Jean Girard spends time with his prize-winning horses, who are also gay.
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Chip, I'm gonna come at you like a spider monkey!