Ricky Bobby In the words of the late great Colonel Sanders: I'm too drunk to taste this chicken Cal Naughton, Jr. Please don't let the invisible fire burn my friend! Cal Naughton, Jr. I like to think of Jesus as wearin' a Tuxedo T-shirt, 'cause it says, like, "I want to be formal, but I'm here to party too." I like to party, so I like my Jesus to party.