Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby quotes
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Dear Lord Baby Jesus, we also like to thank you for my wife's father Chip, we hope that you can use your baby Jesus powers to heal him and his horrible leg. It smells terrible and the dogs are always bothering with it.
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My husband Gregory and I wish for that which every other couple wish for: to retire to Stockholm and design a currency for dogs and cats to use.
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Anarchy! Anarchy! I don't know what it means but I love it!
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Help me, Oprah Winfrey!
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We missed you at the wedding. It was really classy. We had a Styx cover band, and a nacho fountain. Check it, it was a nacho fountain.
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We go together like cocaine and waffles.
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[on "first or last"] I was high when I said that! That makes no sense at all! I mean, you could be second, third, fourth-- hell, you could even be fifth!
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Chip, I'm all jacked up on Mountain Dew!
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Hold on a second, Mr. Fancy-Pants Foreigner. You just broke my bro's arm. Now you're gonna get tasered. Say hello to Dr. Watts!
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You need to learn to drive with the fear, and there ain't nothin' more goddamn frightening than driving with a live cougar in the car.
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Announcer at Racetrack: As it stands now, Jean Girard is sitting on the pole, which is of course a statement of fact and in no way a comment on the driver's sexual orientation.
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Ricky, this car is like your Excalibur, the mighty sword King Arthur used to bring together the knights of the roundtable, until Lancelot betrayed him by laying with his queen [whispering] in the biblical sense.
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Like the frightened baby chipmunk, you are scared by anything that is different.
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[to his father-in-law] The only thing you ever did with your life is make a hot daughter! That's it!
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I told you not to put the damn onions on my steak